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Post by TRIPLE C on Aug 3, 2004 16:47:41 GMT -5
Hahah, you have to sneak porno from your parents. You suck, one day I showed my mom the power of the internet. . . meaning I showed her hotmidget.com Yeah... My parents think its funny... ya know, me watchin porn.
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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 3, 2004 17:09:37 GMT -5
Me and my mom will watch that weird nekked sh#t they put on HBO together. My dad will get up and leave. . because he's a fuggin idiot. While me and my mom will laugh at the chinese guys lifting up weights with their penis.
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Post by TRIPLE C on Aug 3, 2004 18:57:20 GMT -5
Me and my mom will watch that weird nekked sh#t they put on HBO together. My dad will get up and leave. . because he's a fuggin idiot. While me and my mom will laugh at the chinese guys lifting up weights with their penis. LMAO! You have an awesome family Gary...
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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 3, 2004 19:14:35 GMT -5
Yeah, like today. I'm pretty pissed, my dad totalled our new car (kia spectra) we bought last month, he's so messed up on some sort of drugs right now and is passed out in a chair in the living room and is moaning. I hate my dad, I came out my bedroom at 4 today and he goes "Hey you can put a fan in the window if you want too, honey" I go "Did you just call me honey?" "Sonny. . I said S. ." "No you did'nt you called me honey. Shut the hell up." then that was that. Then later today my dad was and is still passed out in his chair and he has money in his hand, my mom went and took 2 twenties off of him and me and her walked up the gas station and bought a sh#t load of junk food. He'll be all confused when he wakes up because I threw a bunch of tissue on his head. Mwuahahha!
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Post by TRIPLE C on Aug 3, 2004 19:18:49 GMT -5
Yeah, like today. I'm pretty pissed, my dad totalled our new car (kia spectra) we bought last month, he's so messed up on some sort of drugs right now and is passed out in a chair in the living room and is moaning. I hate my dad, I came out my bedroom at 4 today and he goes "Hey you can put a fan in the window if you want too, honey" I go "Did you just call me honey?" "Sonny. . I said S. ." "No you did'nt you called me honey. Shut the hell up." then that was that. Then later today my dad was and is still passed out in his chair and he has money in his hand, my mom went and took 2 twenties off of him and me and her walked up the gas station and bought a sh#t load of junk food. He'll be all confused when he wakes up because I threw a bunch of tissue on his head. Mwuahahha! LMGDAO!!!! Tell me some more stories mawn! I love em!
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Post by Plugfactor on Aug 3, 2004 20:24:32 GMT -5
Your mum rocks man!!!! Hey tell me some sh#t you have done to ya dad, or in your family.... The funnist thing i've dont to my dad is put grey color in his goatee when he woke up he thourght he was old....I was 10 But It was still funny ;D
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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 3, 2004 23:05:10 GMT -5
See, all of you faygets make "Hexster's mum" jokes, when my mom kicks ass. . .stupid faygets.
Well you see, my mom is from Tennessee and my dad is from the Pittsburgh. Anyways, my mom had a feud type thing with the neighbor down the street. Because my sister would go down there and play barbie dolls and whatever. But then my mom found some sick sh#t about their mom like she had guys come over and have sex while my sister was down there and sh#t. At this time I was 6 and sittin at home playing Legend of Zelda and Home Alone 2 the game. So anyways, my mom hates their mom. One time my sister and her freind was here, and she decided to prank call their house. Later that week, we got a prank call from them. . but this time my mom picked it up. This got her pissed off, and she said she was going to beat the living sh#t out of her right now. Note: this lady lived 2 houses down. So then, my mom goes outside. I follow, I see that lady f*cking went to my neighbors house with her kids for what reason I don't know. So I'm on the porch. My mom calls at me and goes "Gary!" "What?" "Go get my baseball bat." So as a great son I am. . I go and get my baseball bat for my mom. I remember a sledge hammer some how being involved in this story. But I'm pretty sure I could'nt carry a sledge hammer. So eventually the lady called the cops, and everything was settled. . .
But I rememeber one time, my sister got these flowers from our yard in which you rubbed em on someone they made a paint type mark. She got a bunch of these, and went down on their newly white painted garage and wrote "F%^k you, you F#%king Wh%^es! etc, etc" the next day was school for me, and so the bus stop was right by their house I go outside and walk down the street to see their family all outside looking at it pissed off. . .I held my laughter till I got on the bus.
UPDATE: My dad woke up earlier tonight, and my sister came home and b#tched at him for being such a bad father and wants the cops to arrest him and get him taken out of here, and wants him to die, etc, etc. . .ditto for me.
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Post by "The Outsider" Bill Yankowy on Aug 4, 2004 18:58:20 GMT -5
Na, I don't have to sneak it by them, I've got this thinking that my mom might scream her head off. But what the hell.
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