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Post by "The Outsider" Bill Yankowy on Jul 29, 2004 16:03:58 GMT -5
OK guys, Bill is falling in love. YES, I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH A GIRL!! But anyway, I'm doing this thing at my college that I'm going to in the fall, and there is this girl that I'm friends with right, but I have a crush on her. I just discovered it like 2 days ago. Her name is Lisa, she's 18, blonde and she's good looking. I want to tell her that I like her and I have a crush, but how do I do it? I need some help from the experts.
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Post by TheRedLight on Jul 29, 2004 16:15:15 GMT -5
Ok I may have some advice here. First off, do you both have a lot in common? If so, just ask her to do a lot of sh#t with you. Maybe you guys.,............ eh idk. just listen to that.
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Post by TRIPLE C on Jul 29, 2004 16:23:27 GMT -5
F*ck Her.
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Post by "The Outsider" Bill Yankowy on Jul 29, 2004 16:25:47 GMT -5
Only you Trips would say that, only you.
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Post by TRIPLE C on Jul 29, 2004 16:27:14 GMT -5
Only you Trips would say that, only you. Yes, I would say AND do that. Thats my advice. F*ck her. If she starts b#tchin, throw it in her ass.
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Post by TheRedLight on Jul 29, 2004 16:30:45 GMT -5
HOw can you throw it? Whoa, detachable? I'm confused and slightly scared
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Post by TRIPLE C on Jul 29, 2004 16:38:08 GMT -5
HOw can you throw it? Whoa, detachable? I'm confused and slightly scared You will learn all of the techniques one day, just as I have...
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Post by ShadowGeist on Jul 29, 2004 22:23:05 GMT -5
You will learn all of the techniques one day, just as I have... I taught him everything I know. He was hard to teach but as soon as I started using a "hands-on" approach he became a fast learner. Back on topic. First, try to find out if she likes you as more of a friend or not. The best way to do this is to either talk to her girl-friends that you can trust or, if she doesn't have any you can trust/know, you could try throwing some bait at her and see how she reacts. What I mean by bait is give her some chances to show if she likes you or not. Example: Ask her if she knows anybody that likes you, chances are that if she likes you she'll give some sort of sign. The sign could range anywhere from a slightly shocked look to an uncomfortable look. She could even go as far as to say that she does, but chances are she'll be too scared to say anything in fear that you may not like her. Another way you could go about finding out is to approach her and tell her that you heard a rumor that she likes you. Just see how she reacts. She may tell you that it isn't true even though it may possibly be, if that does happen give sort of a hurt look. (not too much, you don't want to maker her feel bad) If she asks why you look so sad just tell her that you had sort of hoped it was true. Chances are, if she does like you she'll speak up and say so then. -Results may vary. Side-effects include, but are not limited to, headaches, penial cramps, liquidy poo, castration, and gothism.ShadowGeist, the goth doctor of love
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Post by ShadowGeist on Jul 29, 2004 22:24:03 GMT -5
Why is this on the b#tch Board anyway?
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jul 29, 2004 22:57:36 GMT -5
Why is this on the b#tch Board anyway? Because some of the jackoffs may b#tch due to Bill found some love and they did'nt?
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Post by ShadowGeist on Jul 29, 2004 23:10:12 GMT -5
Because some of the jackoffs may b#tch due to Bill found some love and they did'nt? I'm surprised no one has b#tched that the allegedly "gay" goth ShadowGeist has a girlfriend and they don't. Yeah, you heard me biotches. If I'm so "gay" why is it that I have girlfriend and you "supposedly" straight guys don't?. . .biotches. Whos the mack daddy? Not you guys. Whos the mack daddy? ShadowGeist is the mack daddy. . .biotches. He may joke around like he's gay but when all is said and done, he's the one with a girl. Biotches. He's also the one who has suddenly started to talk in third person and is finding it really annoying. Uh. . .biotches. Ba-zing -a-ding-a-ding! . . .biotches. I think that is the most I've ever used the word "biotches" in a post before. I rule! Oh yeah, I'm just messing around by the way guys. Please don't virtually jump me or anything.
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Post by TheRedLight on Jul 30, 2004 7:22:49 GMT -5
Ironic, eh? Sort of. Girlfriends, I see, are like meat (not in the sense that I'm trying to degrade girlfriends, it's just an improv metaphor). Why? Simple. 1) They are tasty and juicy at first. 2) You can eat them. 3) If you have them too long in your house, they become rotten and kind of sting your eyes. 4) They enjoy the grill as much as you do (occasionally). 5) If they annoy you, you stab them with a knife. Uh.... ignore that last one, I'm still kinda layin low.
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jul 30, 2004 7:40:15 GMT -5
Ironic, eh? Sort of. Girlfriends, I see, are like meat (not in the sense that I'm trying to degrade girlfriends, it's just an improv metaphor). Why? Simple. Thats all I needed to hear, was Girlfreinds a Metaphor and Meat. So if you hit your girlfreind. . it'd be called beating your meat? If so, how many times does Triple C beat his meat a week? If girlfreinds are meat, what would that make boyfreinds? Bread? Hmm. .that'd make an interesting three way. . and possibly a tastey one if your name is Shadow. . errm. .too easy. Also, I'm curious. . when did Dana Carvey like meat? Ah. . sorry dude. . you set me up, fayget.
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Post by TheRedLight on Jul 30, 2004 8:48:05 GMT -5
Errrrr................. touche, if that's how you spell it. Whatever, but i'll have my revenge.
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Post by MGR on Jul 30, 2004 11:30:29 GMT -5
This is something I know alot about , when it comes to tricking women i've done it alot lol, cruel but fair first off act really nice when around her , take an interest in what she likes and if she's sensitive to topics and your mates say something thick be the one to be all like "Not cool man" and go talk to her , start calling her at night for a talk kind of leading your interest on then ask her does she want to go for a drink when your both half pissed tell her you like her in a friendly way when she replies kiss her and your off but make sure she likes you to man , cause if it's a relationship your looking for don't get involved if your gonna get hurt good luck man...
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