LORD OF THE MAT RESULTS!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowGeist]

MYSTERY MATCH

Ryan: Sam, Lord of the Mats is going to be one of the greatest events in EWA and it starts off with this Women’s title match.

Samuel: It does but we don’t even know who the champion is facing. Let’s go up to Pattie Cake.

Pattie: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the opening contest for Lord of the Mat and is for the EWA Women’s title scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Parts Unknown weighing in at 130 lbs. Here is the EWA Women’s champion, Angelicka Nevermore. (Crowd boos as she makes her way to the ring.)

And her opponent. (Crowd goes in silence.)

Samuel: Well who is it?

Ryan: We’re trying to find out but nobody can find an opponent.

Angelicka: Somebody come out here so I can kick your ass. (Crowd boos, suddenly; a fan comes from the crowd and enters the ring as she hits a clothesline on Nevermore. As soon as the referee turns around, he asks the fan to take her hat off.)

Ryan: IT’S BIANCA LEENING! SHE’S BACK IN THE EWA!

(Bianca picks up the champion as she sends her to the ropes and hits a clothesline. The crowd is going crazy as Leening goes to the top rope and hits a hurricanrana on Nevermore. She then picks her up and gives her a snap suplex as she goes for the cover.)

1…2…3!

Samuel: SHE PICKER HER UP! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

Ryan: Could be a grave mistake.

(Bianca then picks up Nevermore as she gives her the Twisting Phoenix. As the referee is ready to count, Bianca looks at Nevermore and decides to pick her up, this time giving her Phoenix of Death as she goes for the cover.)

1…2…3!

Pattie: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, Bianca Leening. (Crowd cheers as she holds the belt over Nevermore.)

Samuel: Wow, what a way to start the PPV and what a way to return to the EWA.

Ryan: We could be on our way to one incredible night here in the EWA.

[ShadowGeist]

PRIZE-FIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Lost Dreams (c) Vs. Robert Bass
Synopsis: The match starts off odd, with Bass doing all kinds of zany and weird things. Dreams tries to pull a good match out of Bass but every time Dreams would start to land heavy offense, he would begin to experience bad headaches which were most likely caused by head injuries he recieved not too long ago. It was during one of these headaches that Bass was able to pull off the victory when he hit him with an elbow smash, knocking him out and picking up the Prize-Fight Championship.

[ShadowGeist]

TAG TITLE
BATTLE ROYAL


TAG TEAM TITLE BATTLE ROYAL

--Elimination Order--

COWBELL GENE by Riot
BLAZE by Jason Jackson
JASON JACKSON by Riot
XAVIER LEE by jb fayte
RIOT by ShadowGeist
JONES by Taz
JB FAYTE by Bill Yankowy
THE FLAME by Bill Yankowy
JOE VAN DAM by Matt Hawthorne
MATT HAWTHORNE by Bill Yankowy
BILL YANKOWY by Joshua Burks
JOSHUA Burks by ShadowGeist
SHADOWGEIST by Taz

Winner: Taz


Interesting Notes

[/li][li]Cowbell Gene was escorted out of the building when he continued to ring his cowbell after he was eliminated.

[/li][li]All of the new wrestlers (Gene, Blaze, Jones, & Riot) avoided Taz and Bill Yankowy like the plague.

[/li][li]Upon being eliminated, JB Fayte landed arm-first on the steel steps, hurting himself rather badly.
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[ShadowGeist]

3-FALLS
NORTH AMERICAN TITLE MATCH
Rules: The first person to score 3 pinfalls on either opponent wins the match and the NA Championship
Taz (c) Vs. The Flame Vs. Bill Yankowy


"Hallowed Be Thy Name" by Iron Maiden hits across the EWA arena as Bill comes out fully decked out in priests robes, they are flowing behind him, he’s obviously going all out for the Pay-Per-View. He slowly gets into the ring and takes off his robe, he hands it to the ref his robes and the ref takes them out and lays them across a time keeper’s table.

"Woof Woof" by Three 6 Mafia blasts across the EWA arena, replacing Bill’s music in a hurry. The fans boo as Flame walks to the ring, taunting fans. He slides into the ring as his music fades out.

The fans stir and wait for Taz to make his entrance, but Flame dropkicks Bill in the face and knocks him out of the ring. The match gets started.

Ryan: HOLY COW!!

Flame jumps on the top rope and jumps down to Bill who is trying to make his way up. Flame connects as both lay on the protective mat. Flame fights his way up, he makes it to his feet and picks up Bill, tossing him back into the ring. Flame gets back into the ring and picks up Bill, peppering him with left and right hands. Suddenly music blasts.

'Survive (if I let you) by Harry Slash and the Slashtones echoes throughout the arena as an eerie orange light falls over the arena as a white fog fills the entrance way, Taz scraps his regular walk to the ring and runs out from backstage and quickly slides into the ring, tossing his title down.

Taz knocks down Bill, by clothes lining the back of his head. Taz goes after Flame and hits a T-Bone Tazplex, with both men down, Taz stomps his foot into both men, trying to keep them down. Taz gets down to a knee and starts to pound away with his fist on Flame, the ref pulls Taz off to get his under control. Taz is on his feet only a second when Bills comes from behind and rolls up Taz,

1 ... 2 .. kickout.

Bill gets close, but it doesn’t work. Taz hops back to his feet and runs at Bill. Bill dodges Taz’s attempt at an attack and forces Taz to hit the ropes, as he comes back Bill kicks him in the gut, Bill puts his head in his legs and pulls him up for a powerbomb. Bill throws Taz down to the mat, as his body lands with a sharp crash. Flame is up and kicks bill in the gut and lands a flaming stunner on Bill covering him.

1 ... 2 ... 3!!

THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL ON BILL, FLAME!!

Flame tries his luck and tries for another pin but Bill gets out at two. Flame picks up Bill and takes him to the corner, he smashes his head on the turnbuckle a few times and throws him back down on his back, on the mat. Flame gets up to the top rope and looks out into the crowd. They rise as he does to see what’s going to happen. Flame leaps off and nails a beautiful 450 Splash on Bill as the fans roar. Flame stays on, making the cover.

1 ... 2 ... 3!!
WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL ON BILL, FLAME!!!

The fans are electric as Taz is back up and rams his knee into Flame who is trying to make his way up. Taz picks up Flame and gives him a basic suplex. Flame’s body comes to a sick crash on the mat. Taz picks Flame right back up and starts to hand him some fists. Bill is fighting up and starts to double team on Flame. Bill and Taz double DDT Flame. Bill heads to the top rope, and Taz nails a German Suplex from the back, holding Flame in a pin position. Bill comes off the top with a leg drop across Flame’s neck as the ref counts it.

1 ... 2 ... 3!!
WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL ON FLAME, TAZ!!

CURRENT SCORE:
| FLAME: 1 | TAZ: 0 | BILL: 2 |

Bill forgets out the teaming up him and Taz did and knocks Taz down with a clothes line. Taz hopes up but Bill lands another clothes line. Taz up again, and again a clothes line. Bill picks up Taz and hits a quick scoop slam neatly in the middle of the ring. Bill hits the ropes and jumps on Taz with a slash. Goes for the pin, but only gets the two.

Flame gets up, and tries to go for Bill. Bill tries to counter with a quick super kick but Flame ducks it and hits a neck breaker. Flame runs at the ropes, jumps on them and flies back landing a beautiful splash on Bill as the fans ‘ohhh’ and goes for the pin

Sam: THIS COULD BE IT FOR BILL, FLAME COULD WIN IT!!

1 ... 2 ... ----

Taz pulls Flame off and tries for a Tazmission. Flame lowblows Taz with his foot and Taz falls over.

Ryan: WHAT?! THE REF COULD NOT SEE THAT!? HOW COULD HE MISS IT?!

Sam: I dunno.. I guess he wasn’t paying attention.

Ryan: DAMN. THAT’S JUST NOT FAIR.

Flame hits a shining wizard on Bill who is trying to get up, and goes right after Taz again. Flame heads to the top and hits the flaming frog splash, Flame makes the cover.

1 ... 2 ... 3!!
WINNER OF FIRST FALL ON TAZ, THAAAA FLAME!!

CURRENT SCORE:
| Flame: 1 | TAZ: 1 | BILL: 2 |


Bill is back up and picks up Flame, he starts to choke Flame and then throws him to the mat. Again Bills lifts Flame and takes him by the throat and crotch. He lifts him over his head and throws Flame as hard as he can, Flame flies all the way over to the announce table as his body lands on it and breaks it.

The fans, again on their feet, roar right after the cracking sound of Flame breaking the table.
Bill looks and inspects the damage as Taz comes from behind holding in the Tazmission. Before Taz can fully lock it in, Bill judo flips him over his shoulders converts it into a roll up

1 ... 2 ... 3!!

WINNER OF FIRST FALL ON TAZ, BILL YANKOWY!!


Taz quickly gets back to his feet and rushes at Bill. Before Taz and strike him, The Flame stumbles between them and Taz knocks him to the ground instead. Bill uses this distraction to his advantage as he chops Taz in the throat and then goes for another rollup.

1 ...2 ...kickout!

Taz kicks out at the last moment. Bill climbs to his feet and tries to attack Taz but Flame hits him with a huge dropkick, knocking him down. Flame tries to climb to his feet but Taz catches him from behind and Tazplexes him, causing Flame's head to land awkwardly on the ground. Taz quickly makes the cover.

1 ... 2 ... 3!!

WINNER OF SECOND FALL ON FLAME, TAAAZ!!

Taz climbs back to his feet and lifts Flame up with as well. As soon as Taz gets to his feet Bill rushes at him with a big boot but Taz is able to sidestep it, instead causing Bill's boot to crash into Flame's face. Taz responds to Bill's attack by low-blowing him and then going for the final pin on Flame.

1 ... 2... 3!!

WINNER OF THIRD FALL ON FLAME, TAAAAAAAAZ!!

[ShadowGeist]

LORD OF THE MAT FINALS
Joshua Burks vs Joe Van Dam vs McKenzie

Special Guest Referee: Xavier Lee
Special Guest Commentator: ShadowGeist
Special Guest Announcer: Angelicka Nevermore
Special Guest Timekeeper: Bill Yankowy
Match Enforcer: Triple C

The camera pans around the crowd as they go nuts...then 'Shadow Realm' by
Seraphim Shock echoes throughout the arena as the crowd's cheers, soon turn
to jeers, the Guest Ring Announcer and Personal Secretary Angelicka
Nevermore makes her way to the ring with a sick, sadistic smile on her face.
She walks up the steps and pulls out some cue cards from the chest area of a
very unusual looking black dress.
She steps through the ropes as the crowd's boos grow louder, Angelicka looks
out at them, a smirk of superiority crosses her face as she snatches the
microphone from Patty Cake.

Angelicka: "Sluts and Morons, the following contest is scheduled for one
fall to a finish, and it is the Final Match in the Lord of the Mat
Tournament."

The crowd begin to cheer loudly as Angelicka looks out at them with
disdain...

Angelicka: "Now if you'd all like to quieten down, i'll introduce you to
your special guest timekeeper...representing the Prophecy, he is one of the
most impartial men that I know, he is the Fallen Angel, Bill Yankowy."

'Hallowed be thy name' by I ron Maiden starts to play as the Fallen Angel
himself walks out to the ring, wearing a nice suit...he looks out at the
booing crowd, big smile on his face, he walks down the rampway and around
the ring.
He points at the timekeeper. The timekeeper has a look of fright on his
face. Bill walks up to him and lifts his hand, ready to backhand him, but
the poor guy just runs off. Then Bill sits down and picks up the small
hammer.
The camera again zooms in on Angelicka, who gives Bill a little wink, then
she again turns her attention to the camera...

Angelicka: "Now here is your special guest referee, the man who will call
this contest right down the middle, he is the Shadow Corp. Heavyweight
Champion, Xavier Lee."

'Raining Blood' by Slayer echoes over the P.A system as the crowd's boos
grow to a deafening chorus.
Xavier proudly walks out, the silver ankh of the Shadow Corp Championship
glistening under the lights.
Xavier makes his way down the ramp and then up the steps, he steps into the
ring and raises his arms in the air to a deafening chant of 'YOU SOLD OUT,
YOU SOLD OUT'. The champ just smiles and shakes the hand of Angelicka, then
he walks to the ropes, as Bill Yankowy leaves his seat to shake hands with
the champ.

Angelicka: "Here is your special match enforcer, Triple C."

The lights go out and the slow chant of the beginning of 'Symphony of
Destruction' by Megadeth hits.
When it abruptly cuts and the heavy part begins, fireballs explode from the
ring as three bloody 'C's hit the Titantron. The tron begins to show many
images of Triple C walking down an alleyway...zooming in on his face.
These confusing scenes continue until the lights come back to normal. Triple
C walks out on to the stage and the crowd begin to boo very loudly. Triple
C's long, black hair swinging as he walks down the ramp.
He strokes his long, black beard as the crowd boos loudly. His eyes are
built with anger as the silver anhk on his black tights shines. The camera
pans over his tattooed arms and the ripped black fishnet shirt.
He gets to the ring apron and just waits, then turns to face the entrance
area.

Angelicka: "And finally, your special guest commentator, for without him,
none of us would be here in this building today, enjoying the destruction
that he causes, without even stepping into the ring, every week..."

Angelicka stops as she looks to be getting very emotional, and almost
teary-eyed. Xavier places a hand on her shoulder to re-assure her, and
Angelicka continues talking...

Angelicka: "He is the General Manager of Shadow Corp. Wrestling, he is your
saviour, he is ShadowGeist."

If the boos for Xavier and Triple C were deafening, then this reaction is
incredible as the General Manger walks out on to the stage, he pulls out
the lapels on his suit jacket, then pulls the jacket over his shoulders.
He walks over to the commentary table and places the headset on his head...

ShadowGeist: "Hello Ryan, Samuel."
Samuel: "BA DAMN! Mr. ShadowGeist, welcome to our table, would you like some
of my BBQ sauce? The hell with the EWA logo, how about it becomes 'BIG
DADDY'S SHADOW CORP. BBQ SAUCE'?"
Ryan: "Oh God! please stop kissing his ass will you...
Samuel: "You'll have to excuse my partner ShadowGeist, I don't think he
realises that you run the show."
ShadowGeist: "You know what Samuel? I don't think he does, Ryan, I want you
to remember that i'm the General Manager, I have the power to take you off
this show. Every single athlete that you see before you, has got used to
that fact, and they are a part of the most powerful faction in SCW history."
Ryan: "I think this is the EWA..."
ShadowGeist: "WHAT DID YOU SAY? THE EWA DIED LONG AGO, AND.....and if you
just open up your mind, and let me in, then you will realise that too.
Samuel already has..."
Samuel: "Yes I have sir."

'Kryptonite starts to play and a large kane-like explosion of silver pyro
goes off, then McKenzie runs out from the flaming pyro. He runs full speed
to the ring, jumping onto the ropes. He jumps over the ropes and waits as
Angelicka Nevermore announces him...

Angelicka: "He stands 5 feet 5 inches, he's so short, that when he travels
in his car he needs to sit in a booster seat...he is the man who will NOT be
winning tonight...McKenzie."

McKenzie looks at her, not really fazed by the insult as his mind is on
bigger things..then 'We Will Rock You' by Queen plays and flames ignite into
the air from the ringposts and the entrance way as Joshua enters the arena.
He stops and examines the crowd as he raises his arm into the air displaying
the 'Rock On' symbol.
He finally makes it to the ring, the obvious crowd favourite to win this
one, as he leans on the ropes on every side of the ring, displaying the
'Rock On' symbol again.

Angelicka: "Here is the most boring man that I know, he's so slow that it
takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes, here is another man who will NOT be
winning tonight...Joshua Burks."

Again, Josh not fazed by Angelicka's insults, he just stares a hole right
through McKenzie...then the face of Joe Van Dam appears on the Titantron as
orange pyro shoots out. The self-proclaimed Phenomenal One walks out from
behind the curtain to a tremendous round of boos. The camera goes to a shot
of ShadowGeist standing and clapping, looking at his young minion...

Geist: "There's your Lord of the Mat right there gentlemen."
Ryan: "Well there are two guys in the ring right now that say different,
these two guys aren't pushovers, one is half of the Tag Team Champions, and
one is a former Anarchy World Champion."
ShadowGeist: "Without a doubt these two men are magnificent, but are they
phenomenal? I think not. Look who this man had to beat to get to the finals,
he beat Taz in the last round...a former World Heavyweight Champion and
seventeen year veteran who should have retired long ago."
Samuel: "Absolutely Mr. ShadowGeist, absolutely brilliant."

Ryan shakes his head as JVD stares holes right through both guys, as
Angelicka Nevermore makes her final announcement...

Angelicka: "This man, is one of the brighest, shining stars in Shadow Corp.
Wrestling, he travelled a long, hard road to get here, he is YOUR Lord of
the Mat...Joe Van Dam!"

McKenzie and Josh waste no time as they both charge JVD and begin to pound
him across the back. Xavier looks at Bill and signals for the bell. Bill
rings the bell as JVD backs into the corner, but it doesn't save him as the
smack of the forearms crashing across the back of JVD is sickening, Xavier
pushes his way into the conflict and splits McKenzie and Josh away from Joe.
Xavier steps out of the way as Joe stumbles forward out of the corner.
Josh gives him a hard right hand to the face, the force of which makes Joe
stumble in a circle, then McKenzie hits a big spinning heel kick to the face
whick knocks Joe flat on his back.

ShadowGeist: "THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! WHY ARE THEY
DOUBLE TEAMING? REFEREE GET IN THERE?"
Ryan: "Well if you'll excuse me ShadowGeist, I don't think there's any rule
that prevents double teaming in a triple threat match."
Samuel: "Man you love to push your luck don'tcha boy."
ShadowGeist: "Well maybe there should be a rule that prevents double
teaming."

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[ShadowGeist]

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McKenzie runs the ropes and hits a high, impactful, elbow drop. Josh runs
the ropes and hits a high, impactful leg drop. Josh goes for a cover, but
McKenzie immediately pulls him off. Josh stands up and goes face to face
with McKenzie, as a smile crosses Xavier's face, he yells at them to
wrestle, but instead they just stand there and trash talk each other. JVD
gets back up, but both Josh and McKenzie nail him with stereo right hands to
the face.
Joe falls to the mat and rolls outside the ring, as Josh and McKenzie focus
on each other again.
Josh immediately snatches a sie headlock, he doesn't have time to properly
hook it, as McKenzie immediatley shoots him off into the ropes. McKenzie
ducks down to his stomach, Josh steps over him, McKenzie gets up, drops down
again and again Josh leaps over him, McKenzie gets back to his feet, and
both men crack heads and fall to the mat. Joe Van Dam takes opportunity and
slides back into the ring...he crawls across and covers Josh, Xavier gets
down to count...1.2. Josh gets a shoulder out. Joe crawls across and covers
McKenzie, again Xavier gets down to make the count. 1.2. McKenzie kicks
out...

Ryan: "Come on, that was a fast count...."
ShadowGeist: "It was not, Xavier was just demonstrating how a referee is
supposed to count, not like those other referees, God knows how many times
i've been robbed by a slow count."

Joe gets to his feet and begins to stomp on both men, he looks out at the
crowd and gives the double thumbs, they boo the hell out of him. He picks up
Josh and throws him over the top rope. Josh lands on the apron and holds the
ropes. Xavier looks over and walks towards the ring apron, then gives a
sneaky, swift backwards heel to the ribs as Josh crashes to the floor...

Ryan: "What the hell is this? Xavier just heeled Josh in the ribs...what are
you gonna do about that Mr. ShadowGeist? Gonna dish out some fines huh?"
ShadowGeist: "Why should I? Didn't you hear what Joshua just said to Xavier?
He called him a name that I will not repeat on television, it was
disgusting, i'd have done the same thing. If anyone deserves to be fined,
Joshua does."

Triple C lurks around the ring and Bill sneaks away from his position at the
table. Xavier sees this and purposefully turns his back, he takes a look at
his finger nails and takes a look at how shiny his shoes are as Trips hooks
Josh from behind, Bill levels Josh with right hands to the face, as the
former Undisputed Tag Team Champions do a number on the 'Order' member.

Ryan: "Look at this! There's a damn mugging going on out there..."
ShadowGeist: "What are you talking about? All I can see is Joe Van Dam
assaulting McKenzie."

Trips and Bill finally stop beating Josh, as the focus goes back to the
ring...we see Joe Van Dam running the ropes, cartwheeling, then nailing
McKenzie with a moonsault splash. JVD goes for the cover 1...2...McKenzie
gets out.
Joe picks up McKenzie and grabs him by the right arm, he kicks Kenz in the
ribs, once, twice, then spin kicks Kenz in the face to a mild round of
applause. Josh gets back to his feet, and climbs to the apron, but Triple C
pulls him down and Josh bounces face first off the apron. Trips walks away
laughing as the crowd are going absolutely berserk. Joe picks up McKenzie
again, and sets him up, he lifts McKenzie up in a vertical suplex position,
but drops him abs first across the top rope. The crowd groan as Kenz is just
hanging there. JVD climbs to the top rope and hits a spinning leg drop
across the back of McKenzie.
Instead of going for the cover, he goes outside and kicks Josh in the ribs,
he gives instructions to Trips and Bill, who each grab an arm. Joe pulls the
steps out and places them right in front of Trips, Bill and Josh.
Joe runs up the steps and leaps, but Josh pulls both men in the way and
Triple C and Bill Yankowy take the brunt of the high crossbody. The crowd go
nuts as they know Josh is back in this thing.

ShadowGeist: "DAMN IT! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"
Ryan: "OH YEAH! Joshua Burks is back in this thing baby!
Samuel: "Shut up you idiot."

All men get back to their feet, but McKenzie comes flying off the top rope
to the outside with a somersault senton.
The crowd go crazy with a chant of 'HOLY SH*T, HOLY SH*T'. Xavier gets out
of the ring, grabs McKenzie and throws him back in the ring, he grabs Joe
and throws him back in the ring. Xavier gets in, places Joe's arm across
McKenzie's chest 1..2..Kenz gets a shoulder out. Xavier covers his face with
his hands as he can't believe it. Josh gets back into the ring now, he grabs
McKenzie, sets him up, and nails him with a seated powerbomb.
Josh covers...1...2...Xavier stops the count, and begins to rub his left
eye.

Ryan: "What is this now?"
ShadowGeist: "What? can't you see? the man has something in his eye."

The crowd get angry and begin to chant 'BULLSH*T, BULLSH*T'. Josh gets up
and gets in the face of Xavier. Josh starts to scream at Xavier, not noticing
JVD behind him. JVD grabs Josh from behind and rolls him up. Xavier moves
ultra fast and does a super quick count...1.2.but before Xavier can make the final
third quick count, McKenzie rushes in and breaks up the count with a big knee
drop. McKenzie grabs JVD by the hair and lifts him to his feet.
McKenzie irish whips JVD into the turnbuckle and then hits him with a
corner splash. JVD becomes dazed and stumbles near the center of
the ring. McKenzie quickly climbs to the top of the turnbuckle
and leaps off, going for a flying neckbreaker. At the very same moment,
Burks stumbles into Xavier, causing him to stumble next to JVD.
McKenzie crashes into both JVD and Xavier Lee.
Meanwhile, Triple C grabs Josh and yanks him out of the ring.
Triple C is too busy attacking Josh burks to notice that McKenzie
has knocked out Xavier Lee and that he is going for a pin on JVD.
Due to the referee being knocked out, another referee rushes from the back
starts to make the sount...1....2....at 2 Triple C notices what is going on and tries to
rush into the ring and break it up but he is too late....3! McKenzie picks up the win
and quickly rolls out of the ring to safety.

Ryan: "Haha!"
ShadowGeist: "Laugh just once more and I will dislocate your jaw..."
Samuel: "Booo! McKenzie cheated. He took Xavier out on purpose! I saw it. You should fire him......and promote me."
ShadowGeist: "No, if he wishes to win so badly, than it shall happen."

ShadowGeist has a minor grin on his face as he removes his headset and walks to the top of the ramp. He motions for his fellow Shadow Corp. members to follow him as they head to the back, leaving McKenzie outside of the ring."

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[ShadowGeist]

---CROWNING AND WORLD TITLE MATCH POSTED SOON--

I have them completed but I have some "tweaking" to do to some other stuff. You'll see what I mean as soon as you read it.

[ShadowGeist]

***LORD OF THE MAT CROWNING CEREMONY**

[EWA Lord of the Mat returns from promotional package to show McKenzie in the center of the ring, bruised up but smiling.
Pattie Cake steps into the ring. . .]


Pattie Cake: "I am happy to introduce to you all our special guest Lord of the mat crowner. . .SGT. SLAUGHTER!"


[The crowd goes crazy as SGT. Slaughter walks out from the back dressed in his normal camo and saluting the audience.]


Ryan: "This is amazing! I never would have guessed that SGT. Slaughter would be our guest crowner!"

Samuel: "Oh yeah! Now I can finally get a legend to promote my hot sauce. Mr. Slaughter? Mr. Slaughter, could I have a moment of your time please?"


[SGT. Slaughter continues to salute the fans as he walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. Once in the ring he salutes McKenzie and is then handed a microphone from Pattie Cake.]


Slaughter: "Hello maggots!"


[The crowd cheers upon hearing Slaughter call them the spawn of the most disgusting insectoid known to man.]


Slaughter: "A couple of days ago I recieved a phone call. The voice on the other end of the phone made me a hug offer. I was given the chance to come to the EWA and crown the winner of their Lord of the Mat Tournament. At first I was hesitant, seeing as how I am still employeed with WWE. But I finally told myself, screw WWE! They made me job to Test! TEEEEST! So here I am."


[The crowd cheers]


Slaughter: "So lets put a crown on this guy and salute him as a true hero!"


[Pattie hands Slaughter a crown and he prepares to place it on McKenzie's head. But before he can place it upon McKenzie's skull, "Love Infernal" by PoisonBlack starts to play and ShadowGeist appears at the top of the ramp.]


ShadowGeist: "We seem to have a problem here."


[The crowd boos upon seeing ShadowGeist]


ShadowGeist: "Slaughter, I'm afraid the plans have changed. Surely you did believe we would stick with someone as old and as pathetic as you, did you? You were simply a last minute backup. Our original plan was to get someone truly deserving to be our special guest crowner, someone like Kane or The Undertaker, not a wrinkley old man who is only cheered because he supports the troops. I'm sorry Mr. Slaughter, but we've found someone better."


[The crowd continues to boo as ShadowGeist starts to walk backstage. But before heading all the way back he turns around. . .]


ShadowGeist: "Oh, and he's right behind you."


[Slaughter turns around and is knocked to the mat with a huge big boot. The camera zooms out to reveal Triple C. McKenzie tries to attack Triple C but elbows McKenzie in the throat and then lands a big kick to his face.
By this time ShadowGeist is smiling from ear to ear and makes his way down the ramp before climbing into the ring.]


ShadowGeist: "Just something about seeing as an overweight G.I. Joe get beatdown makes me smile."


[Triple C slightly grins and then lifts SGT. Slaughter up again before slamming him down hard into the mat with a huge powerbomb.]


ShadowGeist: "now, as for McKenzie. . .I believe it is time he is crowned. Triple C, would you please do the honors?"


[Triple C stares at the crown on the ground and steps on it, bending it badly before picking it up and placing it on top of McKenzie's head.]


ShadowGeist: "Congratulations McKenzie. I wish we would stay and celebrate with you, but you have a big title match coming up. . . . . .RIGHT NOW!"



[EWA Lord of the Mat fades to another promo pacakage. . .]

[ShadowGeist]

SHADOW CORP. CHAMPIONSHIP/EWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
BLACKDEATH MATCH

Xavier Lee (c) Vs. McKenzie



[EWa Lord of the Mat returns from the promotional package to show Xavier Lee already in the ring with his music blazing in the background and his SHadow Corp. Championship n his shoulder. The camera turns to show that Mckenzie is now on his feet and looks EXTREMELY pissed off.]


[The bell rings and the match officially begins.]


Ryan: "Samuel, do you know what the rules for this match are?"

Samuel: "No, what are they?"

Ryan: "I don't know, that's why I'm asking you."

Samuel: ". . .I swear, you're the stupidest Irish sumb#tch I know! Why don't you go carve some potatoes and leave us commentary technicians alone?"

Ryan: ". . .I hate you so much."



[McKenzie quickly goes for the attack. He rushes at Xavier and appears to go for a tackle but Xavier sidesteps it. However, McKenzie suddenly kicks backwards, connecting his boot to Xavier's skull, dropping him hard to the mat. Xavier quickly climbs to his feet and rushes at McKenzie, going for a clothesline. McKenzie ducks Xavier's arm and kicks him in the ribs. Xavier falls to one knee in pain but gets back up and goes for another clothesline. McKenzie ducks this clothesline as well and goes for another ric kick but Xavier catches his boot. McKenzie simply flips his body to the side, striking Xavier in the head with an enziguiri. Xavier hits the mat hard. McKenzie pops to his feet and the crowd goes wild. McKenzie walks to a nearby turnbuckle and climbs to the top. The crowd goes nuts, knowing that he will do something crazy. But before McKenzie can leap off, the lights suddenly go out. A small thud is heard. The lights come back on to show McKenzie still at the top of the turnbuckle and Xavier still layed out in the ring. McKenzie has a confused look on his face but shakes it off and then leaps off of the turnbuckle. McKenzie appears to go for a spiral elbow drop to Xavier's spine Xavier rolls over to reveal a bat in his hands. He holds the bat straight up, causing McKenzie's jaw to smash into it. The crowd makes a horrified noise and McKenzie spits blood out of his mouth and falls backwards.]


Ryan: "What the hell?! Where the hell did Xavier get that bat? He didn't have that bat before the lights went out."

Samuel: "So therefore it would be safe to assume that he recieved the bat while the power was out. I swear, drinking all of that Irish whiskey must have killed 90% of your brain cells!"


[The camera zooms in on Xavier Lee as he stands to his feet and holds the bat high in the air in a sign of victory.
As he does this, Angelicka Nevermore steps out from the back with a microphone in her hand. . .]


Angelicka Nevermore: "Silly us, we forgot to explain the rules of this match. You see the match is fairly standard except that the lights shall randomly go out. While the lights are out, some form of weapon will be dropped into the ring. Those weapons are allowed and you cannot be disqualified for using them. However, outside interference is NOT allowed. Buh-bye!"


[Angelicka smirks and then heads to the back.]


Ryan: "That is simply unfair that McKenzie and the rest of us are jsut now learning of the rules while Xavier obviously knew all along."

Samuel: ". . .HOT SAUCE!"


[The camera zooms in on Xavier Lee as he stands over McKenzie's body with the baseball bat. He holds it high in the air, ready to strike him in the back of the head with it, but instead lowers it and sits on McKenzie' back. McKenzie tries to fight back but Xavier overpowers him and places the bat under McKenzie's chin, choking him. Xavier has an insane look on his face as he continues to apply pressure to McKenzie's throat with the bat. McKenzie uses his last ounce of strength to fling his arm forward and grab the ropes. The referee tries to make McKenzie stop but Angelicka walks back out. . .]


Angelicka: 'Referee, what do you think you're doing?! There are no rope breaks in this kind of match! If I see you lay a hand on Xavier one more time I will personally fire you! Now do your job and do it right!"


[The referee has a scared look on his face as Angelicka heads to back. The ref stares at McKenzie's face which is turning blue. The ref simply shakes his head and says "sorry". McKenzie finally stretches his arm out, ready to tap out. Just as it looks as if he is about to tap, the lights go back out. As soon as the lgihts go out three thuds are heard.]


Ryan: "Oh god, I think McKenzie just submitted. Sigh. . ."

Samuel: "Woo! I just won 30 bucks!"


[The lights come back on to show that McKenzie did NOT submit and that the three thuds were actually three kendo stick landing on the mat. McKenzie spots one fairly close by and lunges for it, despite Xavier Lee sitting on his back. McKenzie grabs the stick and swings it backwards, breaking it over Xavier's head. Xavier instinctively releases his choking hold on McKenzie and rolls to the side, clutching his face. McKenzie uses to broken kendo stick as a crutch as he climbs to his face, coughing and barely able to breathe.]


Ryan: "HAHA! YES! GOOO KENZIE!"

Samuel: "Son of a! I have 30 bucks resting on Xavier Lee winning!"


[As Xavier stumbles to his feet, still clutching his face, McKenzie rushes him from the side and strikes him in the back with the kendo stick, breaking it even more. McKenzie tosses that stick to the ground and picks up a fresh one. Xavier tries to atatck McKenzie but McKenzie thrusts that stick into Xavier's gut and then completely smashes it over his head. By this point the crowd is going crazy for McKenzie. McKenzie grabs the remaining kendo stick and strikes Xavier in the leg with it, causing him to fall to his knees. McKenzie then snatches the baseball bat from Xavier's hand and has an almost evil look on his face as he aligns the baseball bat up with Xavier's head, ready to try and knock it off. But before McKenzie can swing, the lights go out again. Upon going off, two thuds, one after the other, can be heard. The lights come back on to show McKenzie layed out and Xavier holding a steel pipe in his hand.]



Ryan: "These blackouts are rather convenient for Xavier. . ."

Samuel: "Waah! Waaah! Waaah! You sound like an internet fanboy! Why don't you go make yourself a website? You could call it www.irishjackass.com!"

Ryan: ". . .you had better hope a weapon doesn't land close to me. . . . . . . . . ."



[Xavier Lee lets out an exhausted laugh as he struggles to his feet and stands over McKenzie's body. Xavier smirks as he prepares to smash McKenzie's face in with the pipe. But Mckenzie suddenly kicks his leg upwards, striking Xavier in the groin. Xavier's grinning face soon turns to sign of absolute pain as he falls to the ground, clutching his groin.
McKenzie holds his bleeding head in pain as he stumbles to his feet. As he holds his head, Joe Van Dam and Bill Yankowy suddenly run from the back and rush to th side of the ring. They yank the chairs out from underneathe the Spanish commentators and slide back int othe ring. They try to take out McKenzie but McKenzie kicks JVD in the abdomen and then drops him with a neckbreaker. Bill attempts to strike him from behind butMcKenzie grabs JVD's chair and slams it across Bill's head. McKenzie is covered with blood, some his and some not his. McKenzie taps the chair on the ground like a baseball bat as he sneaks behind Xavier Lee who is now partially to his feet. Xavier turns around gets a steel chair slammed into his gut. McKenzie drops the chair onto the mat and then hits a Spinning DDT on Xavier onto it. McKenzie collapses onto Xavier Lee's body. . .1. . .2. . .]


Angelicka Nevermore: "Don't you dare make that last count! Xavier Lee is the winner of this match!"


[The referee has a confused look on his face.]


Angelicka Nevermore: "The rules are as followed. . ."While the lights are out, some form of weapon will be dropped into the ring. THOSE weapons are allowed and you cannot be disqualified for using them." Only weapons that are dropped into the ring upon a blackout are allowed to be used. That steel chair that McKenzie used was not a blackout weapon, therefore he is disqualified and Xavier Lee is the winner!"


[The crowd erupts into boos as the referee reluctantly signals for the bell to ring.
McKenzie becomes furious and lsides out of the ring. Angelicka tries to run but McKenzie catches her by her raven-colored hair and starts to scream at her. He looks like he is about to hit her but he is suddenly struck from behind by Bill Yankowy and Joe Van Dam. Bill and Joe Van Dam toss McKenzie back into the ring and hit him with a double-chokeslam. As soon as McKenzie crashes into the mat, the entire Shadow Corp. walks out from the back. ShadowGeist, Triple C, and his guards meet up with Angelicka at the bottom of the ramp. They then climb into the ring with Bill, JVD, and Xavier Lee.]


[EWA Lord of the Mat cuts to a final package promoting the new EWA e-fed that costs $55.42 a month.]

[ShadowGeist]

**NEW MANAGEMENT?!**

[EWA Lord of the mat returns from the the package to show all of the Shadow Corp. members in the ring standing around McKenzie's body. ShadowGeist is handed a microphone and has a sheet of paper in his hand. . .]


ShadowGeist: 'Ladies and gentlemen, lets hear it for the Shadow Corp. Champion, Xavier Lee!"


[The crowd boos]


ShadowGeist: "But please, hold back some of your cheers. You'll need to save them for what I am about to tell you. You see I have been speaking with some of the higher ups and I was able to "persuade" them to signing a couple of documents and placing my name in a couple of spots. . ."


[ShadowGeist's normal grin suddenly becomes huge]


ShadowGeist: "To put it short. . .I now COMPLETELY own the Elite Wrestling Alliance."


[The crowd boos]


ShadowGeist: "And as my first act as Owner of the EWA. . .I am shutting it down."


[The crowd boos]


ShadowGeist: "But fear not, all of your favorite superstars shall be transferred over to the brand new SHADOW CORP. WRESTLING promotion! EWA is dead, SCW has risen from its ashes! A new era of wrestling is at hand! WE ARE THAT ERA!"


[All of the Shadow Corp. members begin to laugh manically as EWA. . .er. . .SCW Lord of the Mat fades out. . .]

[ShadowGeist]

Personally, I thought this PPV came off great. Huge props to Taz for doing an absolutely excellent job on the Finals Match. You did a great job with my characters commentary.

Fayte as well did a great job with the 3-Falls NA Title Match.


I love j00 guyz!

[Plugfactor]

We all love SCW!!!

[HeXsTeR]

Wow, those are really awesome results. Now those are some jack good results. Props to everyone who wrote, I enjoyed reading em. I also love this SCW angle that is going on. Good stuff.

[Taz]

I must have spent about three or four hours writing that match...glad you enjoyed it Geist.
I just pretty much copied the whole Dude Love/Austin thing from Over The Edge in terms of ring intros.
That was the idea I had in mind, I was gonna have you all walk out as a collective group, but the individual intros worked better.
Does this mean i'm half of the Tag Champs? I'm confused.

[Scott Crimson]

Thanks for not writing a match out that just completly tore me to peices. You could have if you wanted to, as I didn't roleplay and bass did. So I would just like to say thanks again. Also, I liked how you played the angle from my injuries I got last week. Great results by the way.