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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:02:37 GMT -5
***OPENING SEGMENT***
Suddenly "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" by The Ramones hits over the P.A system, as suddenly HeXsTeR comes from the back and walks down the aisle.
Ryan O'Reilly: Well here comes the man whos taken over EWA. After that visicious attack on Mad Mike last week.
Samuel Wilson: What the hell is this, the Golden Girls. . get this old man outta hure!
HeXsTeR climbs into the ring and grabs the mic as his music fades.
HeXsTeR: Last week, Shadowgeist. . .you got the biggest surprise. You were'nt suspecting there'd be a fill in for Mad Mike. I don't know who attacked Mad Mike last week, but I do suspect you had something to do with it. And I'm not going to stand for this Shadow Corp. Wrestling crap anymore. This just is'nt YOUR little federation anymore. It's OURS!
The Crowd Cheers
HeXsTeR: No matter how much you don't like it, no matter how much you hate it, it's part mine! And there is going to be tons of changes around here. For one. . .look at all this Shadow Corp crap. It's on the announcing table, the ring apron, the logo in the ring. This is all going to change tonight for the better. No longer is the EWA Wrestlers and the rest of the Company going to endure your out of control ego. And it starts. . .
HeXsTeR pulls out a can of blue spray paint. And sprays EWA over the SCW logo in the ring.
HeXsTeR: NOW!
Samuel Wilson: He just vandalized the ring!
Ryan O'Reilly: He can vandalize anything he wants. . . he's the GM of the EWA side!
A few workers pull down the ring apron to reveal a new "SCW/EWA" ring apron, and change the SCW logos to SCW/EWA logos.
HeXsTeR: And this just is'nt it. Were going to be doing a lot of things. . . such as the roster. I've been watching ever since you've taken over and made this place into a little hell hole. You been treating Superstars such as Jb Fayte, McKenzie, Taz, Matt Hawthorne and many other Superstars who decided not to be in your SCW like pieces of sh#t. And the tides change tonight, none of your little cheating, attacking, interferring or anything of that nature will go down tonight! Shadow. . .be prepared, because EW. .
But before HeXsTeR can finish speaking, "Fiend" by Coal Chamber starts to play and ShadowGeist appears on the titantron.
ShadowGeist: "Hexssster, you may think you've earned a victory over me, but you're wrong. You earned nothing! Your co-ownership was handed to you. I've earned everything I have gained! You have always fed off of other wrestlers to get where you have gotten. You know what is really funny? You never even got that far. Sure, you'll go down as a legend. . .but for all of the wrong reasons. You'll go down as a legend because you were here from the start and stuck around. Everyone seems to like you Hexster, which is why they'll ignore your tainted past. Need I remind everyone that this "man" lost to New Mr. Perfect? Need I remind everyone that he was once known as D-heXster? You're pathetic! No, you're more than pathetic. . .you're disgusting. You sold yourself out to the fans. You know just as well as I do that what I am doing is the right thing! YOU KNOW IT! You just won't ad. ."
But before ShadowGeist can finish speaking the titantron goes dead.
HeXsTeR: Good job Steve! Everyone, say hi to Steve, he's our video specialist.
The crowd laughs, knowing that HeXsTeR told Steve to turn off the titantron
HeXsTeR: Now, as I was saying before I was interr. .
Before HeXsTeR can speak, ShadowGeist walks out from underneathe the titantron, obviously mad that he was cut off.
ShadowGeist: "How dare you cut me off! HOW DARE YO. .
ShadowGeist's microphone suddenly dies.
HeXsTeR: Thanks a lot Harry! Everyone, say hi to Harry, he's our sound specialist.
The crowd laughs their asses off as ShadowGeist throws his microphone to the ground.
ShadowGeist starts to walk towards the ring, ready to attack Hexster. But for some reason he stops halfway down the ramp and starts to smile. ShadowGeist simply nods his head and walks back up the ramp and heads to the back.
SCW/EWA Sunday Suicide fades to a commercial. . .
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:02:53 GMT -5
Jennings vs Jackson
The scene opens as we see both young Jeremy Jennings and Jason Jackson standing in the middle of the ring. They both walk towards the centre, the brash cocky, young Jackson begins to talk trash to the youngster. Jennings responds with some right hands to the face. Jackson ends up being held up by the ropes. The ref splits them up and gets in between them. As Jennings is lunging and grabbing for Jackson, Jason thumbs Jeremy in the eye. Jason sprints towards him, but Jeremy takes him over and nails a nice powerslam.
He immediately goes into a cover 1...2...Jackson gets a shoulder up. Jeremy picks up Jason by the hair and sends him off into the ropes with an irish whip, Jason comes back and Jeremy leaps onto his shoulders, then takes him over with a hurracanrana. The crowd go nuts as Jackson rolls outside the ring. Jeremy climbs to the top rope, Jackson turns around and Jeremy dives off the top with a high crossbody. He lands perfectly on Jackson and the crowd goes crazy. Jennings tries to go for a pin but Jason rolls through and reverses it into a pinning hold . . .1. . .2. . .3!
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:09:50 GMT -5
**BACKSTAGE SEGMENT**
[The camera cuts backstage to show two EMTs rushing down a hallway. The cameraman follows them as a they quickly turn a corner. As soon as the cameraman turns he comes to a complete stop and zooms out. Laying on the floor are two backstage workers; their blood surrounding their busted heads and a bloody lead pipe laying between them.. The camera zooms in to reveal their name tags. . .HARRY and STEVE, the two workers that Hexster spoke about earlier.
The camera turns to the left to reveal a note laying on the ground. The camera zooms in to reveal. . .]
" [/li][li] Mad Mike[/li][li] EWA Video Technician[/li][li] EWA Sound Technician[/i] With love,
Mr. Anonymous" Samuel: "Ba damn! I bet they felt that beating!" Ryan: "This is truly disgusting! They're not wrestlers, they're backstage workers! They didn't deserve this. I hope Hexster makes him pay!" Samuel: "Who?" Ryan: "ShadowGeist, obviously." Samuel: "But wait. . .obviously the same person who took out Harry and Steve also took out Mad Mike." Ryan: "Right." Samuel: "Well, if you remember the Shadow Corp. members weren't even in the building last week when Mad Mike was attacked." Ryan: "Wow, you're right. And besides, if Shadow Corp. was behind this they would be bragging about it." Samuel: "So who do you think it is?" Ryan: "Someone who is trying to impress them. That's my theory atleast." [/color][/center] |
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:10:11 GMT -5
Scott Crimson Vs. McKenzie.
Kryptonite starts to play and a large kane like explosion of silver pyros goes off and Mckenzie runs out from the flaming pyros. He runs full speed to the ring, jumping onto the ropes. Kenzie gets into the ring and waits.
RYAN: Well folks we get this match another battle in the war, if you will.
"Heart Of A Champion" plays over the pa system. Every thing in the arena goes dark as only one spot light covers the entrance ramp. Scott Crimson steps out from behind the curtain, and onto the platform. He looks out into the crowd with a straight face as they cheer him on. Then he begins his walk down the ramp, while the spot light follows. he climbs into the ring and clashes with McKenzie.
They’re locked in the ring trying for a test of strength. Scott throws McKenzie down, winning the strength battle. Kenzie hops back up and ducks a left hand punch. Scott spins around and McKenzie grabs Scott by the back of his head and brings him down. Both men get up, Scott gets up a second or two too slow and McKenzei starts beating away on Crimson’s head. McKenzie puts Scott’s head under his arm and falls back for a picture perfect DDT onto the mat. Scott’s body falls and then springs to life only for a second to turn t o his back. McKenzei gets up on the top rope and leaps off in a beautiful fashion, twisting his body in a way that can only be described as weird. He lands on Scott.. on his back. And before the fans could see how he moved, he had already done the damage. The fans come alive with camera flashes and movement as McKenzie makes his way back up and stands on the other side of the ring, taking a rest. Scott makes his way slowly up and Kenzie charges at him. Trying for a flying clothesline. Scott dodges and McKenzie lands on his feet, catching himself. Scott turns around as does Kenzie and Scott nails him in the gut and picks him up in a powerbomb position and throws him right out of the ring. The ref starts to count to ten
1 .. 2. 3. ... 4. 5 ... 6
McKenzie finally gets back into the ring but is meet with stiff boot kicks all around his body. Kenzie rolls out of the ring again and Scott gets back a little bit to let Kenzie in. McKenzie takes this mistake to his advantage and ducks a punch and hits the ropes and comes back with a flying dropkick to the mouth. Scott’s head snaps back and a red burst of thick blood flies all over. The fans ohh as McKenzie heads to the top rope and hits a 450 spalsh for the one two..
Three..
WINNER: McKenzie.
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:10:28 GMT -5
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:12:24 GMT -5
TRIPLE TERROR
NON-TITLE MATCH
Fayte Vs. The Black Knight Vs. Joe Van Dam
SYNOPSIS: Before the match even begins, The black Knight is attacked from behind by Joe Van Dam. JVD attempts to attack Fayte but Fayte counters most of his moves and gets him inside of the ring. Once in the ring it is a back and forth battle. Fayte finally picks up the win after he hits an amzing top-rope Fayte-N-Izer.
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:12:52 GMT -5
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:13:16 GMT -5
SINGLES MATCH
Matt Hawthorne Vs. Bill Yankowy
SYNOPSIS: The match starts off fishy as the referee seems to highly favor Bill. But nonetheless, Matt Hawthorne continues to give it his all. It isn't until the referee fakes a injury during a pinfall by Matt that Matt realizes that the referee is a SCW employee. Matt prepares to beat the holy hell out of the referee, only to be spun around by Bill and knocked to the mat with a hellacious powerbomb. Bill goes for a pin and picks up the victory due to an incredibly fast count by the referee.
As soon as the match is over Bill and the referee quickly make their way up the ramp, away from Matt. However, once at the top of the ramp 'Survive (if I let you)' by Harry Slash and the Slashtones starts to play and orange lights illuminate the ramp. Bill stares around wildly, expecting Taz to jump out at any moment and suplex him. But instead a voice starts to speak. . .
Voice: "November 28th. . .Bill Yankowy becomes. . .Just Another Victim"
Bill and the SCW referee make their way to the back in a hurry as the crowd starts to chant Taz's name. . .
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:13:33 GMT -5
**SEGMENT**
A man's voice comes onto the screen...
"Three men, together in an Alliance, will rock the EWA with a surprising element..."
The tron shows three silouhettes walking. One is a shorter man with curly and shaggy hair. The other one is wearing a fisherman's hat and is slumpy. The third is a taller man with long hair.
"...That element is... MIND IMPARING DRUGS! And lots of em! Get ready, for the next generation in stonervision, next week, presenting....."
This image flashes on the Tron and the crowd goes wild!
"EWA'S NEW SHOW, LETS GET HIGH... DEBUT'S NEXT WEEK RIGHT HERE ON SUICIDE!"
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:13:54 GMT -5
Xavier and Mills vs Brett and Heath
The scene opens as we find all four superstars in the ring, standing in their respective corners. Brett and Heath talk strategy, while Xavier and Mills just stare from their corner.
Brett decides to start out the match. He walks to the centre of the ring, Xavier sees this and smiles, he turns his back and motions for Mills to leave the ring. Mills shrugs his shoulders and does so as the Shadow Corp. World Heavyweight Champion walks towards the centre of the ring as well. Xavier starts to mouth off young Brett, but the youngster does not look fazed by the champs taunts.
Ryan: "OK Samuel, I got a question for you, if you were Brett and Heath, and you were seconds away from stepping in the ring with the World Champion, what would your strategy be?"
Samuel: "Well if I was the Remnant, i'd quit before the bell even rings."
Xavier immediately snatches a standing side headlock, and begins to grind it out a little. Brett reverses into an overhand top wristlock. He fights to take Xavier down, but the champ is too strong. He uses all his strength and slowly takes Brett down. Brett shows his tenaciousness as he ends up bridging with his neck.
The crowd start to sense something happening and start to rhytmically clap together, Brett registers their support and begins to fight back up from the bridge and get back to his feet, he begins to push Xavier down to the mat now, but instead just positions his right heel behind Xavier's right leg and trips him.
The champ falls flat on his back and backwards crawls to his corner, a look of shock on his face.
Ryan: "Well look at this Samuel, the World Heavyweight Champion just got outwrestled a bit there by a rookie."
Samuel: "BA DAMN! Don't you know the schedule that this man has? He had a magazine shoot this morning."
Xavier bangs the mat with his fists in frustration, he gets back up to his feet and points at Heath. Brett tags in Heath to a great crowd reaction. The young man comes into the ring, jogging on the spot. Xavier unusually gets down on his hands and knees, he challenges Heath to get down and see if he can ride him.
Ryan: "I didn't know the champ had an amateur background?"
Samuel: "Well if you'd shut up and let me speak sometimes then maybe i'd have said something."
Heath gets down and grabs Xavier by the arm and round the waist, the ref tells them to go and Xavier immediately sits out and crawls around, but Heath stays on top of him, smothering him, not letting him get away.
Xavier finally gets into the ropes, and Heath, being the nice guy that he is, lets go right away.
Xavier again bangs his fists in frustration. He gets up and sprints towards Heath, but Heath takes him over with a side headlock and grinds it out. Xavier rolls Heath onto his shoulders 1...2...Heath rolls back over into the headlock. Xavier fights back to his feet, and slowly takes Heath into the ropes, then shoots him off. Heath goes off to the far side, then comes back again, Xavier lunges for a clothesline, but Heath ducks, he continues running but Mills pulls down the top rope and Heath goes tumbling over it to the floor.
Ryan: "COME ON! This man is the World Champion, and he needs to cheat to get an advantage over a rookie?"
Samuel: "I saw nothing of the sort O'Reilly, what I saw was Mills almost fell off the ring apron and had a death grip on that top rope to make sure he didn't, and Heath, well he's just a clumsy rookie."
The camera is on the outside of the ring now as the ref is distracted by Brett. Xavier looks on from inside the ring, a smile crossing his evil face as Mills puts the boots to Heath on the outside. Mills picks up Heath by the hair and pulls him to his feet, Mills irish whips him into the steel steps. Heath's body makes an almighty crash as Brett finally steps outside and the ref turns his attention back to the ring.
Mills again picks up Heath's dead weight, the ref reprimands him, but Mills really doesn't seem to care as he throws Heath back into the ring. The champ kicks away at Heath's limp arms, it seems he's unconscious.
Xavier places a foot across his chest as the ref counts 1...2...Brett comes in and shoves Xavier off Heath and face first into his corner. Mills makes a tag on Xavier's shoulder and steps into the ring.
He ferouciously stomps on Heath, then picks him up and brings him to his feet, he sets him up, then takes him over and nails a beautiful vertical suplex. He runs the ropes and hits a leg drive, sliding across the ring and landing across Heath's throat. No jump, all impact.
Xavier drops an elbow on Heath's chest and then goes for a pin. . .1. . .2. . .but Heath kicks out, much to the crowd's delight.
Xavier becomes angry and lifts Heath up. Xavier wraps his hand around Heath's throat, preparing for a chokeslam. But Heath surprisingly
counters the manuever by elbow Xavier in the chin. While Xavier is stunned, Heath grabs him by the head
and DDTs incredibly hard into the mat. Heath quickly goes for a cover. . .1. . .2. . .Mills attempts to
interfere and break the count but Brett leaps off of the top rope and connects an amazing, almost heavenly,
crossbody on Mills.
. . . 3!
Brett and Heath pick up the victory! But the victory is only sweet for a couple of seconds due to Xavier attacking Heath from behind
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 2:14:32 GMT -5
**CLOSING SEGMENT**
After the match is over, Xavier Lee and Mills get two chairs and proceed to beat the living hell out of Heath and Brett, the crowd boos loudly!
Ryan- Someone!!! STOP THIS!!
Just at about that time, Shadowgeist comes down to the ring with 3 of his Gothic guards and gets into the ring. He and the guards begin to stomp the living hell out of Heath and Brett also, the crowd's boos are off the chart. But they cheer softly as ANGEL runs down to the ring and gets in, attempting to stop this.
Samuel- She's gonna get hurt in there!
She punches one of the guards and Geist turns around and grabs her by the hair, forcing her into the turnbuckle. Just at that time, the lights go completely black! "No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play and when the song hits, a huge explosion comes from the stage! The lights come back on as the song plays and a roar of an old Harley Motorcycle is heard. Then, flying from the curtains, is TRIPLE C on his old black Harley Chopper! THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH CHEERS!
He speeds down the ramp, locks it up, shuts it off and slides into the ring! He grabs Shadowgeist from the back, forcing him to release Angel and as he turns around, Triple C punches him flat in the face! Geist stumbles backwards, then right into a huge C-KICK!!The crowd goes wild, but the guards grab him!
Triple C elbows both of them and as he is struggling, HEXSTER, JB FAYTE, and MCKENZIE all come running down the ramp with weapons in hand! They get into the ring and they run Xavier and Mills out. Triple C has one of the guards, choking him like a mad man, blood pours from the guard's eyes.
Hexs, JB, and Kenz chase the members up the ramp as Geist escapes from the crowd with one of his guards, leaving Triple C, Angel, the knocked out Brett and Heath in the ring alone.
Angel climbs up the ropes and walks toward Triple C, giving him thanks... but Triple C backs away. Angel tries to hug him, but Triple C shoves her back. He calmly walks over and places one of his old worn out snake skin boots on the back of Brett's head. He strokes his goatee and shakes his head in dissaproval, leaving the crowd in a state of blasphemy.
He walks toward Angel, looks at her, and then gets out of the ring. He gets on his black '72 Chopper and circles the ring, Angel watches him with a sad look on her face as he rides up the ramp as the crowd cheers and chants EWA EWA EWA over and over. The camera fades scanning over all of the chaos. . .
Ryan: "Er, wow. What an ending. . .?"
Samuel: "Ba damn!"
Ryan: "That's all the time we have tonight. We'll be seeing you guys in two weeks due to a Thanksgiving Break. Have a joyous Thanksgiving and be safe."
Samuel: "Put some of my hot sauce on that turkey! MMM! MMM! Ba damn that's good!"
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Post by Matt Hawthorne on Nov 23, 2004 5:37:05 GMT -5
My Favourite Lines Of The Results:- Need I remind everyone that he was once known as D-heXster?
- Samuel: "Put some of my hot sauce on that turkey! MMM! MMM! Ba damn that's good!"
- RYAN: Well folks we get this match another battle in the war, if you will.
Awesome.
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Post by HeXsTeR on Nov 23, 2004 5:51:21 GMT -5
Haha, that Samuel Wilson line did kick ass.  Great results. |
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Post by Xavier Lee on Nov 23, 2004 17:34:28 GMT -5
Whoever wrote the Triple C segment totally misused the word "blasphemy".
Blasphemy isn't confusion, it's a false, slanderous statement. I.E. if somebody contradicted the ideas of the Catholic church in ancient times, what they said was considered blasphemy by the church and they would be tried as a heretic, and most likely burnt like a joint.
Annoying Corrections Man strikes again!
*"flies" off Hurricane-style*
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 23, 2004 18:06:53 GMT -5
Whoever wrote the Triple C segment totally misused the word "blasphemy". Blasphemy isn't confusion, it's a false, slanderous statement. I.E. if somebody contradicted the ideas of the Catholic church in ancient times, what they said was considered blasphemy by the church and they would be tried as a heretic, and most likely burnt like a joint. Annoying Corrections Man strikes again! *"flies" off Hurricane-style* Twasn't I. |
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