Post by ShadowGeist on Mar 1, 2004 18:56:18 GMT -5
I thought it would be a good idea to post the staff members here as well so that you don't have to exit the RP Board when you need to get info on a Staff Member.
OWNER / CEO
Mad Mike
GENERAL MANAGER
ShadowGeist
SECRETARY
Angelicka Nevermore
BROADCAST CREW
COMMENTATORS
Ryan O'Reilly -Play-By-Play Commentator
Ryan is one of the best commentators money can buy. Not only does he have a vast knowledge of wrestling but he is also well spoken. The intelligent redheaded Irish man would much rather call a match straight down the middle then crack jokes, much like his fellow commentating "buddy", Samuel Wilson. Due to Ryan's hard working and positive attitude he is constantly picked on by Samuel Wilson and other wrestlers. If you were to ask him if he deserves it he would answer with a very quick and certain "no". But others may disagree. For you see Ryan O'Reilly has a very bad problem with exagerrating the actions of wrestlers whom he sees as as "bad guys". But nonetheless, he gets the job done. Even if it means walking to his hotel room with a couple of black eyes and a bruised lung.
*Personality: straight-edged
-Favorite Saying(s): -none-
Samuel "Big Daddy" Wilson -Color Commentator
"Ba damn!", one of Samuel Wilson's many catchphrases, is how he would describe himself. This former african-american pro-wrestler turned commentator had to hang up his boots when he tripped on the ropes while entering the ring and injured his leg. But it ain't no thing, Samuel Wilson still gets to sit back and watch the sport he loves. Samuel is the embodiment of arrogance and cockyness. Rather then call a match he would much rather talk about how he could personally beat the hell out of someone or plug in his very own hot sauce. Big Daddy's Hot Sauce is located at all grocery stores at the low price of $15.99. So spicey it'll make your momma scream!
Not only is Samuel Wilson known to harass other wrestlers verbally but he also does so to his fellow commentator, Ryan O'Reilly. It seems that Samuel Wilson is convinced that Mr. O'Reilly is related to Lucky the Leprechaun and is hellbent on harassing him about it every second he can.
*Personality: cocky/full of himself
-Favorite Saying(s): "Ba Damn!", "He shoulda tried my hot sauce!", & "He's lucky I'm tired or else I'd whoop his ass!"
RING ANNOUNCERS
Pattie Cake -Ring Announcer (Suicide)
Sexy. Hot. Angelic. Dumb. All four of those words describe Pattie Cake, a former pornstar and now wrestling announcer. She may not have much in the brains department. . .but look at those legs! So she's bad about remembering names and hometowns, but she's got a great rack! What's the big deal?
Although she is a feast for the eyes of all of the fans, her pornstar good-looks also get her into a lot of trouble from some of the overly-excited wrestlers. But don't let her innocent eyes fool you, shes a black belt in Hung-Lo. She'll be damned if she's just going to lay on her back and let some muscular freak have his way with her! She's ready to go down on him faster then a cheetah chasing an antelope. But are her sexy kicks enough to protect her from the heavy-breathing monsters in the back? Only time will tell.
*Personality: Nice/air-headed
-Favorite Saying(s): "Weee!"
Johnny Twain -Ring Announcer (PPV)
Johnny gained his announcing job the best way he could, by kissing as much ass as he possibly could. Some say that due to the number of asses he has kissed, his breath is plaqued with the constant smell of an airplane restroom. But that has yet to be proven due to the fact that no one wants to go near him. He is hated by nearly everyone but he doesn't care. He gets payed more then any of the wrestling roster and is more then happy to throw that in anybody's face.
*Personality: Sneaky/brown noser
-Favorite Saying(s): . . .unknown. Nobody hangs around him long enough.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWERS
Juliya C. -Backstage Interviewer
Uranium's own metal diva has found a home here in the EWA. What originally was a one-time deal has turned into a full-time job for the gothic mistress. Don't let her good looks fool you, she would be more then happy to cuss you out. Many would say that Juliya is rude. But if you ask her she'll tell you that she's just a b!tch. However, when Juliya isn't cussing someone out or being her rude self, she can actually be rather nice, although some of her comments can be pretty freaky and sick. Whether she's in a good mood or bad, one thing is guaranteed, the superstars of the EWA will have an interview like they've never had before.
*Personality: Very rude if she dislikes you. Fairly nice if she likes you.
-Favorite Saying(s): "F'n A!", "Hell yeah!", & "Kick ass!"
Jason Heillman -Backstage Interviewer
At first glance he looks like your average pretty boy, but inside that exterior is an even prettier boy. Jason is under the impression that as long as his handsome face is on TV, in whatever way possible, then he will reach stardom. He has no love for the wrestling business and frequently doesn't even know the wrestler's names.
*Personality: cocky/arrogant
-Favorite Saying(s): "Oh, I'm sorry. What was your name again?" & "Man, are you STILL talking? Jeez."
Malcolm Rice -Backstage Interviewer
Poor Malcom Rice, it seems as though he was born without a brave bone in his body. Ever since the age of 2 he has been extremely paranoid and jumpy. But if his extreme cowardice wasn't enough, he has also been "gifted" with horrible eye sight and is forced to wear coke-bottle lensed glasses. All his life he has been labeled as being a "nerd" or a "geek". But is this really true? Sure, the man may know the words to every single Star Trek episode, wear a pocket protector, know the entire Klingon language, wear his pants above his belly-button, live in his mom's basement, and have braces, but he is not a geek! . . .or atleast that's what his mom tells him.
Despite being scared of practically anything that moves, Malcolm gets his job done. Even if it means crying himself to sleep later.
*Personality: Stereotypical wimp
-Favorite Saying(s): . .screaming.
Derek Briggs -Backstage Interviewer
Derek has always longed to be a pro wrestler, but due to his fear of performing in front of millions of people, he is unable to fulfill his dream. He was forced to take a job where he would have to interview the very people that he always wished to be. You would think he would be bitter due to this, but instead he has always looked on the bright side.
*Personality: Very straight-forward and calm.
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OWNER / CEO
Mad Mike
GENERAL MANAGER
ShadowGeist
SECRETARY
Angelicka Nevermore
BROADCAST CREW
COMMENTATORS
Ryan O'Reilly -Play-By-Play Commentator
Ryan is one of the best commentators money can buy. Not only does he have a vast knowledge of wrestling but he is also well spoken. The intelligent redheaded Irish man would much rather call a match straight down the middle then crack jokes, much like his fellow commentating "buddy", Samuel Wilson. Due to Ryan's hard working and positive attitude he is constantly picked on by Samuel Wilson and other wrestlers. If you were to ask him if he deserves it he would answer with a very quick and certain "no". But others may disagree. For you see Ryan O'Reilly has a very bad problem with exagerrating the actions of wrestlers whom he sees as as "bad guys". But nonetheless, he gets the job done. Even if it means walking to his hotel room with a couple of black eyes and a bruised lung.
*Personality: straight-edged
-Favorite Saying(s): -none-
Samuel "Big Daddy" Wilson -Color Commentator
"Ba damn!", one of Samuel Wilson's many catchphrases, is how he would describe himself. This former african-american pro-wrestler turned commentator had to hang up his boots when he tripped on the ropes while entering the ring and injured his leg. But it ain't no thing, Samuel Wilson still gets to sit back and watch the sport he loves. Samuel is the embodiment of arrogance and cockyness. Rather then call a match he would much rather talk about how he could personally beat the hell out of someone or plug in his very own hot sauce. Big Daddy's Hot Sauce is located at all grocery stores at the low price of $15.99. So spicey it'll make your momma scream!
Not only is Samuel Wilson known to harass other wrestlers verbally but he also does so to his fellow commentator, Ryan O'Reilly. It seems that Samuel Wilson is convinced that Mr. O'Reilly is related to Lucky the Leprechaun and is hellbent on harassing him about it every second he can.
*Personality: cocky/full of himself
-Favorite Saying(s): "Ba Damn!", "He shoulda tried my hot sauce!", & "He's lucky I'm tired or else I'd whoop his ass!"
RING ANNOUNCERS
Pattie Cake -Ring Announcer (Suicide)
Sexy. Hot. Angelic. Dumb. All four of those words describe Pattie Cake, a former pornstar and now wrestling announcer. She may not have much in the brains department. . .but look at those legs! So she's bad about remembering names and hometowns, but she's got a great rack! What's the big deal?
Although she is a feast for the eyes of all of the fans, her pornstar good-looks also get her into a lot of trouble from some of the overly-excited wrestlers. But don't let her innocent eyes fool you, shes a black belt in Hung-Lo. She'll be damned if she's just going to lay on her back and let some muscular freak have his way with her! She's ready to go down on him faster then a cheetah chasing an antelope. But are her sexy kicks enough to protect her from the heavy-breathing monsters in the back? Only time will tell.
*Personality: Nice/air-headed
-Favorite Saying(s): "Weee!"
Johnny Twain -Ring Announcer (PPV)
Johnny gained his announcing job the best way he could, by kissing as much ass as he possibly could. Some say that due to the number of asses he has kissed, his breath is plaqued with the constant smell of an airplane restroom. But that has yet to be proven due to the fact that no one wants to go near him. He is hated by nearly everyone but he doesn't care. He gets payed more then any of the wrestling roster and is more then happy to throw that in anybody's face.
*Personality: Sneaky/brown noser
-Favorite Saying(s): . . .unknown. Nobody hangs around him long enough.
BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWERS
Juliya C. -Backstage Interviewer
Uranium's own metal diva has found a home here in the EWA. What originally was a one-time deal has turned into a full-time job for the gothic mistress. Don't let her good looks fool you, she would be more then happy to cuss you out. Many would say that Juliya is rude. But if you ask her she'll tell you that she's just a b!tch. However, when Juliya isn't cussing someone out or being her rude self, she can actually be rather nice, although some of her comments can be pretty freaky and sick. Whether she's in a good mood or bad, one thing is guaranteed, the superstars of the EWA will have an interview like they've never had before.
*Personality: Very rude if she dislikes you. Fairly nice if she likes you.
-Favorite Saying(s): "F'n A!", "Hell yeah!", & "Kick ass!"
Jason Heillman -Backstage Interviewer
At first glance he looks like your average pretty boy, but inside that exterior is an even prettier boy. Jason is under the impression that as long as his handsome face is on TV, in whatever way possible, then he will reach stardom. He has no love for the wrestling business and frequently doesn't even know the wrestler's names.
*Personality: cocky/arrogant
-Favorite Saying(s): "Oh, I'm sorry. What was your name again?" & "Man, are you STILL talking? Jeez."
Malcolm Rice -Backstage Interviewer
Poor Malcom Rice, it seems as though he was born without a brave bone in his body. Ever since the age of 2 he has been extremely paranoid and jumpy. But if his extreme cowardice wasn't enough, he has also been "gifted" with horrible eye sight and is forced to wear coke-bottle lensed glasses. All his life he has been labeled as being a "nerd" or a "geek". But is this really true? Sure, the man may know the words to every single Star Trek episode, wear a pocket protector, know the entire Klingon language, wear his pants above his belly-button, live in his mom's basement, and have braces, but he is not a geek! . . .or atleast that's what his mom tells him.
Despite being scared of practically anything that moves, Malcolm gets his job done. Even if it means crying himself to sleep later.
*Personality: Stereotypical wimp
-Favorite Saying(s): . .screaming.
Derek Briggs -Backstage Interviewer
Derek has always longed to be a pro wrestler, but due to his fear of performing in front of millions of people, he is unable to fulfill his dream. He was forced to take a job where he would have to interview the very people that he always wished to be. You would think he would be bitter due to this, but instead he has always looked on the bright side.
*Personality: Very straight-forward and calm.
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