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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 5, 2004 18:27:58 GMT -5
After what reactions Jb and myself got from the one post "Here comes the pain!" we decided to do our own WWE league. Where me and him make our federation by WWE. You may not get it now, but you will soon.
Oh yeah, JB gets full credit for this idea.
Cole: This week! WOW! Oh man, Taz! This week! After last week! WOW!
Taz: You are a sad lil man.
Bradshaw walks out in a cowboy hat
Bradshaw: I hate mexicans! Eddie your a mexican! I hate Eddie!
Eddie speeds out to the ring in lowrider. He hops out. The crowd cheers.
Eddie: Essa, si!
Cole: Harsh words by Eddie Guerreo.
Taz: Look at Bradshaw's face! He's taking off his clothes!
Bradshaw: I can't wrestle, but I can sure rape!
Bradshaw runs after Eddie Guerreo nekked. Eddie escapes.
Bradshaw: If I can't rape, you. . .I'll rape your lowrider!
Bradshaw rapes lowride in tailpipe.
Commerical break
UPDATE: HULK HOGAN IS LIVING AND BREATHING IN THE HOSPITAL! OH SNAP
Cole: we have been informed theres gonna be a tag match tonight, with Eddie Guerreo vs Bradshaw. Both men need to find partners.We have cameras on both men right now in the back as they look for partners.
Bradshaw is shown dry humping Bruce Pritchard.
Eddie Guerreo is shown shaving his pubes
Cole: Both seem to be at work trying to find a tag partner for tonight.
Rey Mysterio walks out followed by the entire Crusierweight divison
Rey: Were underated. . . so we took the Crusierweight belt off whatever loser had it this week and are now gonna have a huge Royal Rumble for it.
DING DING!!
Hurricane chokeslams everyone and throws them out.
Hurricane: I win!
Vince McMahon walks out.
Vince: Since you all dropped the Cruiserweight belt, we have a Trophy. . .made especially by Hardcore Holly, Billy Gunn, and everyone's favorite Bradshaw!
Vince pulls out a trophy, which has a huge erected penis on top of it made out of gold.
The entire divison gets pissed at him, and then shove the trophy up his ass. As Hurrice is now the champ. . . without a belt.
Commerical break.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jun 5, 2004 18:39:47 GMT -5
RawDown (yes rawdown... because WWE can only afford one show a week and they're too lazt to change the name into anything cool.... because Bruce Pritchard f*cked em all.)
Cole: Well, I toko JRs job even though I talk about stupid stuff and don't make funny jokes. I make people want to kill themselves.
JR walks out to that southern band playing that stuff and press a button on his cowboy hat making spikes come out of it. He throws it at Cole and Cole's head kinda falls off..
Taz: sh#t.... its back to brooklyn with me.
Taz tries to run away but HBK comes out of no where and challenges Taz to a jump rope contest. Taz says yes and rolls down the ramp.
The two start out pretty good. Hbk shows off by dancing while he jumps. Taz stops while hbk's back is turned and throws a rock at hbk, it hits hbk in the eye and hbk is pernounced legaly blind
JR: HOLY COW STABLE!!!
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 5, 2004 18:54:21 GMT -5
Taz walks up the ramp, Half blinded HBK grabs the mic
HBK:ME AND HHH WILL BURRAY YOU! WE'LL BURRAY ALL OF YOU!!!
HHH runs out in a pink speedo an talks in a sweedish voice
HHH - OH SNAP, I BETTA BEAT EM ALL UP BEFORE MY FAV UPN SHOW COMES ON!
HBK and HHH are in the ring.
HHH: I love you!
Orton walks out
Orton: I don't love you.
Orton jumps on his bike and rides down to the ring. HHH and HBK stare down as Orton stares them down. Suddenly a big ol nekked Bradshaw jumps over the barricade chasing a small nekked oiled up midget.
Jb add on whatever, I'm done for tonight.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jun 5, 2004 20:41:11 GMT -5
JR: sh#t SON, ORTON HAS GOT SOME BALLS TO DO THAT.
Orton exposes himself to JR and JR passes out
big balls
Triple H and HBK say suck it and everyone falls in love.
Orton looks mad because the chain fell off his bike as the cameras fade out.
(I'll write more tomorrow)
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jun 7, 2004 13:36:08 GMT -5
I better say I'm sorry for the above post, I'm going to delete it now
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jun 7, 2004 13:39:33 GMT -5
RAWDOWN this week.! .!
it's going to be a suprise!! Tune in... and get ready.
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Blacksmith
EWA Superstar
I'm Not Dave Chappelle and I'm Not Funny b#tch!
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Post by Blacksmith on Jun 7, 2004 13:40:35 GMT -5
I hope you guys don't mind my post here, but this is some classic sh#t right here, probs to HeXs and JB for this funyn sh#t.  |
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 8, 2004 10:00:58 GMT -5
I hope you guys don't mind my post here, but this is some classic sh#t right here, probs to HeXs and JB for this funyn sh#t. Oh, we don't mind if you post your thoughts on this. For me personally, fuels me. THE WEE EXPERIANCE! We see the new hosts of The WEE Experiance! Everyone's favorite washed up babe. . . . Ivory. And everyone's favorite Japan wrestler Tajiri!!!!!! YA YA YA! We see both standing there. Ivory: Hi Tajiri. Tajiri: Hye jau translation: f*ck you Ivory: This week we are gonna give "The Rundown" of this pasts RAWDOWN. . .speaking of "The Rundown" The Rocks hit feature will be hitting stores soon. Are you excited Tajiri? Tajiri: Hie kdo iudi hane. Translation: I can't belive I sunk this low. Ivory: Okay, this past week we saw many things. But we got a major update on Hulk Hogan. He's now in the hospital, we take you live to the Hogan's bedside. The camera opens up beside Hulk Hogan's hospital bed. He's taking some pills as we see him wearing his hospital gown . . . only it is red and yellow. Hulk Hogan: I'm here to give you an update on me. And brutha, I'm feeling great, dude. These sterio. . . . I mean *vitamins* are working. Ivory: Okay, Hogan when will you return to action? Hulk: Well, I should be back in June and my working rate will be higher then ever! Tajiri: Yeh dtte ydkj ksiekdbag? Translation: Why are you such a douchebag? Hulk: What did you say, bruther? Tajiri:. . . . . nothing. Ivory: Well we hope to see you back soon in a WWE Ring. Camera fades Ivory: We'll you ready for a whole nother hour with me? Tajiri:  Camera fades to commercial Jb feel free to start a RAWDOWN! Or continue with this. |
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jun 8, 2004 12:24:25 GMT -5
Ivory comes back, but chokes on a toenail and the show goes off the air for the week.
Next week's guest will be: Billy Gunn
RAWDOWN----------------------------------------------
ironicly enough it'll be Billy Gunn vs .. masked man
ding ding, Bell starts the match.
JR- "looks like Billy is going to use his finish right here and now king
Dead King- "........"
JR- "MY GOD!"
Billy Gunn opens his asshold and it starts to suck the masked man in. The mask flies off and it's X-pac
X-pac chops his crotch to get cheap effective heat and brakes his hands from doing it too hard.... almost like wacking off.
Billy Gun superkicks X-pac. x-pac falls to the ground and Billy spreads those cheeks again.
X-pac fights it.. but he doesn't know if he can ......
commercial break.
for real.
Gary will finish the match
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 11, 2004 12:57:30 GMT -5
JR: BY GAWD!! THE FORCE OF HIS ANAL CAVITY IS SO STRONG.
Suddenly Disel's music hits, and Disel runs out and rips off his legs while trying to climb over the ropes to save X-pac. X-pac gets sucked into Gunn's stomach, and ref raises Gunns hands. But suddenly X-pac breaks through Gunn's stomach killing Billy Gunn. X-Pac does 94385858 million suck it taunts as he leaves carrying Diesel.
JR: Oh my. . . poop! Here comes Bradshaw!!!
Bradshaw walks out nekked in a cowboy hat.
Bradshaw: Eddy!!! If I can't have you I'll have to bring in my tag team partner into this!
A.P.A theme hits, as the fans exspect a A.P.A reunion. They get a coffin.
Bradshaw: Presenting my tag team partner, Katie Vick!!!!
Bradshaw pulls out Katie Vick. . . Katie Vick's head falls off.
Bradshaw: What do you got Eddy?!?!
The crowd is in shock. Then suddenly a huge lowrider drops from the ceilling. . .smashing Vick and Bradshaw. Bradshaw's penis flies into the crowd. Eddie hops out of the low rider.
Eddie: ESSSAAAAA!! LATINO HEAT MAKING AN ENTRANCE!!
Jb add more on.
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 15, 2004 16:48:15 GMT -5
JR: Well, folks, by gawd!! By gawd! *Jr pukes up Spanky* Jr: Thats where he's been all these monthes! *Spanky runs away* Jr: Well, we got our hands on WWE's new show! It's called Fun time with Mark Henry! Here's a 20 minute sneek peek like we gave Joe Shmo 2! *Camera fades, as Henry's show music hits* Singer: He's fat, but he can't deal with that! He says he's the Worlds Strongest Man, but he's. . .aww f*ck it, Here's Mark Henry! *Camera shows Mark Henry* Henry: Were gonna start off with some viewer mail, nigga. *Pulls out a letter and opens it* Henry: This one says "Mark Henry. . .why are you so fat". *Mark Henry goes into a blank stare* Henry: . . Muwahahah, it says "Phat" instead of fat! *Henry wipes sweat off his forehead* Henry: We'll I'm so Phat, because I like to pump em up biotches!!. . . also I own all of the Wayne Bros films. HAHAHAH NEXT LETTER, HONKEY!! *Henry opens another letter* Henry: This one reads "Dear, Mark Henry. . . how much does your whole body weigh compared to your huge fat anus. Larry from St Louise". . . well La. . .wait a minute. f*ck You Larry, you. . you. . .you HONKEY!!NEXT LETTER, ANUS TENTUS. Guy off camera: Tentus is'nt a word. Henry: Shut up Honkey! Or I's pump you up!!! PUMP IT UP!!! GIVE ME, A PIECE OF LEATHER TO KNAW ON!! *Worker throws a piece of leather at Mark Henry, he begins to chew on it. He then gets angry and throws the leather across the room* Henry: Where's da bag of suga!! Bring out my guest, honkey! *Rodney Mack's music hits, and Rodney Mack walks out and sits next to Mark Henry* Henry: Hi. . . Mack: Hi. . . Henry: Hows things? Mack: Fine. *Mark Henry eats Rodney Mack* Henry: That guest. . . .sucked, honkies!!! Bring on the kibbles and bits, I'm hungry! *camera fades to JR* Jr: Ermm. . .tune in this Sunday before Heat to watch his new show!! *camera cuts to Mark Henry in a office sucking off Vince McMahon* Henry: BECAUSE IT'S REALLY GOOD! camera fades JB add on anything This may be the lamest sickest thing I ever made.  |
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Post by TRIPLE C on Jun 15, 2004 16:56:09 GMT -5
JR: Well, folks, by gawd!! By gawd! *Jr pukes up Spanky* Jr: Thats where he's been all these monthes! *Spanky runs away* Jr: Well, we got our hands on WWE's new show! It's called Fun time with Mark Henry! Here's a 20 minute sneek peek like we gave Joe Shmo 2! *Camera fades, as Henry's show music hits* Singer: He's fat, but he can't deal with that! He says he's the Worlds Strongest Man, but he's. . .aww f*ck it, Here's Mark Henry! *Camera shows Mark Henry* Henry: Were gonna start off with some viewer mail, nigga. *Pulls out a letter and opens it* Henry: This one says "Mark Henry. . .why are you so fat". *Mark Henry goes into a blank stare* Henry: . . Muwahahah, it says "Phat" instead of fat! *Henry wipes sweat off his forehead* Henry: We'll I'm so Phat, because I like to pump em up biotches!!. . . also I own all of the Wayne Bros films. HAHAHAH NEXT LETTER, HONKEY!! *Henry opens another letter* Henry: This one reads "Dear, Mark Henry. . . how much does your whole body weigh compared to your huge fat anus. Larry from St Louise". . . well La. . .wait a minute. f*ck You Larry, you. . you. . .you HONKEY!!NEXT LETTER, ANUS TENTUS. Guy off camera: Tentus is'nt a word. Henry: Shut up Honkey! Or I's pump you up!!! PUMP IT UP!!! GIVE ME, A PIECE OF LEATHER TO KNAW ON!! *Worker throws a piece of leather at Mark Henry, he begins to chew on it. He then gets angry and throws the leather across the room* Henry: Where's da bag of suga!! Bring out my guest, honkey! *Rodney Mack's music hits, and Rodney Mack walks out and sits next to Mark Henry* Henry: Hi. . . Mack: Hi. . . Henry: Hows things? Mack: Fine. *Mark Henry eats Rodney Mack* Henry: That guest. . . .sucked, honkies!!! Bring on the kibbles and bits, I'm hungry! *camera fades to JR* Jr: Ermm. . .tune in this Sunday before Heat to watch his new show!! *camera cuts to Mark Henry in a office sucking off Vince McMahon* Henry: BECAUSE IT'S REALLY GOOD! camera fades JB add on anything This may be the lamest sickest thing I ever made. That had me in stitches...! |
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Post by The Flame {of Compton} on Jun 15, 2004 17:03:18 GMT -5
Taz tries to run away but HBK comes out of no where and challenges Taz to a jump rope contest. Taz says yes and rolls down the ramp. The two start out pretty good. Hbk shows off by dancing while he jumps. Taz stops while hbk's back is turned and throws a rock at hbk, it hits hbk in the eye and hbk is pernounced legaly blind JR: HOLY COW STABLE!!! ROFLMAO Thats gotta be the funniest yet IMO |
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 20, 2004 17:53:11 GMT -5
Jr: Welcome to RAWDOWN!!!!! I'm a fat brown turd. And this is my co-host. Micheal Cole!
Micheal Cole: So, exciting!
Jr: Nothing happened yet. . .*farts*
Micheal:. . So exciting!
Suddenly Eric Bishoff's music hits, crowd boos, he walks down to the ring and into the ring.
Eric: I'm sick of this, no respect. . no respect. . .none. .
"The Problem Solver" Tyson Tomco walks out with Trish and down to the ring.
Eric: What do you want?
Trish: Tyson's a problem solver.
Eric: Yeah?
Trish: He solves problems?
Eric: Oh yeah, whats two plus two.
Tyson stands their like a idiot and points at Trish's chest.
Suddenly Triple HHH walks out.
HHH: Hey, I am the game. YA YA YA!!!
Suddenly Diesel walks out and gives HHH a Jacknife. He then feeds HHH jelly beans. The crowd boo's as Nash calls them all "Heebs" then leaves (no pun)
Too Cool's music hits, as Rikishi comes out and walks to the ring, he sits in the corner, and poops out Scotty Too Hotty.
Kane's music hits, and he's carrying Lita out on his erection. He sits her by Jr and Cole
Jr: How's it feel to ride big Kane!
Lita: He smells like cheetos and "Big Mouth Billy Bass"
Cole: Oh, how exciting!
The match starts, and Kane big boots Rikishi. Kane signals for the end already. But Scotty jumps in the ring, and Kane big boots him ontop of Rikishi and suddenly Grand Master Sexay shoots out of his anus.
Grand: Fo shizzle!
Kane spits fire at GrandMaster and he burns to death.
Scotty gets up
Scotty: Fo sheezy!
Kane smacks him with his massive roll of Dental floss. Rikishi gives Kane a schoolboy, 1. . .2 . . 3. Rikishi dances near the corpse of Sexay. Kane is angry, he burns down the ring. . .then has sex with Grand Master Sexay.
Jr: Ohhh mawn, we'll be back!
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Post by "The Amazing" Jake Young on Jun 21, 2004 14:59:18 GMT -5
:A Dong comes on and the lights goes out:
JR: By Gawd it's The Under(cuts of by Cole)
Cole: Where!?
(^^^If you don't get that, then your a Y2RR fan)
:The lights comes back on and sees Undertaker in front of Kane. Kane stands up stare into Undertaker rolled back eyes. Undertaker eyes are finally stuck after all those years of doing it. Then see lita spit out a baby looks like Kane and Matt:
Kane: No it can't be.......my baby.
:Then the lights went out and the same dong comes on. The lights comes back on and sees Paul Bearer riding down a rope (like HBK did long ago) with the urn.:
JR: By Gawd, it's my long lost twin brotha.
Cole: Yeah, I can tell by the eyes and the fat...(mic cuts off)
:Paul Bearer get on top of the ring and drops down landing on Gran Master Sexay and making a big hole in the ring and get stuck. Then JR runs down the ramp with a mile long of tissue hanging out his ass.:
JR: Brotha!!!!
Paul Bear: (high pitch voice)WHOSSSSBACKKKKK!!!!!!
:As JR tries to get between the ropes he gets stuck:
JR: By Gawd I have a "PHAT" ass.
:Undetaker snd Kane stands in the middle of the ring still looking at each other, but Taker eyes still rolled back.:
To be continued......
#nosmileys#nosmileys
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