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Post by HeXsTeR on Jun 21, 2004 18:36:01 GMT -5
He's taken mine an JB's League!!!!!
Rapes, and Kills Jake Young. . .and rapes him again.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jul 26, 2004 23:50:22 GMT -5
I'm reviving this son of a b#tch.
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and I'm making a PAY PER VIEWWWWWW
Jb and Gar style.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jul 26, 2004 23:58:54 GMT -5
Badd Rumble-- 2004, in MSG. or whatever.
JR: I'm wearing a f*cking suit, an im ready to call this son of a b#tch.
Cole: Watch your mouth please..
JR: ... Oaklahoma Sooners FORM!!!
That whole damn football team comes down and takes Cole away..
JR: WHAT A GREAT START!!
Edge Vs. Eugene --
Eugene comes down and rolls in the ring
Edge comes down and rolls in the ring.
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JR: That wasnt cool or funny. Ratings went down.
Eugene hits the ropes and Edge pulls out a CD from his shorts and throws it at Eugene cutting Eugene's face.
Eugene gets mad hits himself and looks out into the the fans, but no one cares because WWE pushed him too hard and ruined his face run by having him ditch Regal and siding with Triple H, I mean, i know he's retarded and everything, but damn.. .....................................
Edge, then goes for the three count but can't get it because he left his car lights on.
He gets up and leaves the match.
WINNER EUGENE
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Post by HeXsTeR on Jul 27, 2004 0:28:42 GMT -5
I'm so glad you came back and started this up again!
BACKSTAGE
Vince is talking to London
Vince: dress up like a sweedish 7-11 worker you son of a b#tch!!
London: Why?
Vince smashes a box of stove top on his head.
Vince: NO QUESTIONS, GET OUT THERE AND JOB TO BOB HOLLY!!
JR: By gawd, Hollys gonna fight London tonight
Suddenly Lex Lugar runs out from the crowd and flexes.
Jr: Look at his nipples as they gleam!!
Lex Lugar bends over and Jr jumps on his back, as Lex gives Jr a piggy back ride around the ring.
Stephanie McMahon's music hits, as she walks out, with two fork lifts for each of her breasts. King begins to start a business, by offering kids to jump on each for a price of 100 bucks. . because WWE needs the money
Steph: This place sucks, Vince you suck. Fight
Vince flies down from the ring and crashes into Steph.
Vince: Why not have us team together.
Steph: Sure.
Hardcore Holly comes out, aswell as London dressed up. Hardcore Holly puts London in a arm lock but London tosses goat feces into the eyes of Holly. This angers Vince.
VINCE: YOU JOB! AND SHOW SOME TITTIES!!
Hardcore Holly forcefully rapes Paul London. The ref counts. . 1. . .2. ..3.
Winner By forcefull gay anal sex - Hardcore Holly
Terri Runnels is seen backstage, but is suddenly superkicked by Shawn Micheals.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Jul 27, 2004 11:50:37 GMT -5
JR giggles.
JR: Well, I'm so glad you're gunna sit here ring side with us, Lex...
Lex: HAW HAW!
Matt Hardy V1 Vs. Eugene V2
JR: Lets see how this rivalry came about.. _____________________________________________________
VIDEO PACKAGE: ; ' " [ 8 0 $ >
JR: Oh my GOD!! What's Eugene doing out here?!
-Eugene slaps Matt on the face and says he is V2-
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The match starts because both men are already in the ring. Matt calls Eugene a "big fat farting waterfall of Barbra" and Eugene dies... He just dies..
WINNER MATT HARDY V1 ..... and 1/2
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