The Jim Ross Super-Sunday Show!

[TRIPLE C]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Jim Ross Super Sunday Show! And here he is.... JIIIIIIIIIIIM ROSS!












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JR- Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Whawt the hell you doin in here? Oh yeah... thats right, its time for mah show...bah gawd!

Jim walks out onto the stage where he sets down and gets ready for the show...


JR- Welcome to the show! Tonight we got a real big slobber knocker for ye tonite! Please welcome my first guest on the show... LEX LUGER!


Lex walks out and sets next to JR...

Jr- Welcome to the show bah gawd!

Lex- Duuuurrrrr.... Durrrrrr..... Me has metal plate in mah arm!

JR- Bar Bah Coo sawce!

The two set and stare at eachother for a few aqward moments...

Stage Manager- JR... say something!

JR- TORTURE RACK BAH GAWD!

Lex- Durr hurrr.... I can do dat!

JR- Its been a dream of mine to be put in the Torture Rack! Will you make mah dream come true...bah gawd?

Lex- Yeeuuh...Ki-Durky-Durr!

Lex gets up and does the only thing he can do... he applys the Torture Rack to Jim Ross!

JR- Oh yessss! Ooooh! Bah Gawd! Im gettin hard! IM HARD!... Uhhhhh OOOOOH! Yes bah gawd! Im gonna blow!!!

JR's pants begin to bulge and then....



Lex Luger becomes blind from the Money Shot and drops JR... Lex is so stupid, he forgets how to breathe and he dies...


JR- That was exillerating bah gawd! Now, its time for me to read some of mah viewer mail... here is one!

"Dear JR,

Haul your big fat ass on a motorcycle and do a stunt for us, you useless piece of sh#t.

-Darren, age 7.

JR- Well, I luv mah fans... so get ready! Im gonna jump somethin on mah Rocket Cycle right here on the Jim Ross Super Fun Show, or whatever the hell its called...bar-ba-coo sauce.

JR bravely walks outside and mounts a dirt bike. He revs it up and jumps a ramp.... WILL HE MAKE IT?!



[DUN DUN DUNNNNNN....dramatic reverb]




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JR overshoots the ramp and slams into a Gasoline Line! A radius of 1 whole mile blows up in flames as JR is shot up ward into the sky!!!



JR dissappears into the explosion and then, only a cloud of gray smoke lies around the area... JR couldnt have survived... The whole crowd is very sad... UNTIL from the smoke and ashes... arises JR!


JR- BAH GAWD! IM BROKEN IN HALF!!! IM HIDEOUS! LOOK AT MAH BODAY! BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP! BAH GAWD... Tune in next week folks, where I will have more special guests on Jim Ross's Super Happy show... or whatever in the holy hell its called bah gawd.....












Bar Ba Coo Sawce!

*END OF SHOW*

[HeXsTeR]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

BAH GAWD I LOVED IT!!!!

["The Amazing" Jake Young]

aww crappp A++++ work,

[The Flame {of Compton}]

"Dear JR,

Haul your big fat ass on a motorcycle and do a stunt for us, you useless piece of sh#t.

-Darren, age 7.

That was the part that did it for me... I was rollin on the floor laffin then ;D

[TRIPLE C]

Yeah.

[HeXsTeR]

Hahaha, holy sh#t I just reread. .

"Dear JR,

Haul your big fat ass on a motorcycle and do a stunt for us, you useless piece of sh#t.

-Darren, age 7.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. . I love how he is 7 and he already has learned Jim Ross is a useless piece of sh#t.

[Xavier Lee]

Hahaha, this ruled!

}{eXsTeR said:

Hahaha, holy sh#t I just reread. .



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. . I love how he is 7 and he already has learned Jim Ross is a useless piece of sh#t.

Jim Ross is almost indispensable for comedy value. And in all seriousness, to lots of people he could make A-Train versus Nathan Jones sound like Benoit versus Angle or something. His silly barking of things like "BAH GAWD!" hypes up a match pretty good.

[ShadowGeist]

Hahaha. Excellent, simply excellent.