Tyson Tomko: HE SOLVES EM ALL!

[HeXsTeR]

Just another Idea I came up with just lying around watching RAW. Enjoy. .

*The scene opens up in a classroom, we see many childern sitting in their seats. And we see huge Tyson Tomko in the back of the classroom*

Teacher: Today were gonna do math problems on the board. Okay, who wants to do one?

*All the childern raise their hands. . except Tyson Tomko*

Teacher: Hmm. . .Mr.Tomko?

Tyson Tomko: Wha?

Teacher: You got the first problem.

Tyson Tomko (underbreath): damn

Teacher: Excuse me, Mr.Tomko?

*Tyson Tomko stands up*

Tyson Tomko: WHAT?! I did'nt say noftin. I'm the problem solver.

*Tyson Tomko passes the teacher and goes to the chalkboard*

Teacher: Okay, Tyson your problem is. .6 times 2.

Tyson Tomko: Watch me solve this problem. . just watch. . when I'm done solvin dis problem his ass won't be gettin up, i'll show em.

*Tyson quickly does the problem and the teacher looks at the board*

6 x 2 = 78

*The teacher looks over it, then looks at Tomko*

Teacher: That is inncorrect.

Tyson: I SOLVE PROBLEMS!

Teacher: But that is incorrect.

Tyson: Yeah but. . .

*Tyson Tomko clotheslines the teacher, the kids cheer*

Tyson Tomko: I PROBLEM SOLVER! I TYSON TOMKO!!!!


. . .ah. . .can't belive I just typed this. This is one of the future promos WWE will be running by the way.

[ShadowGeist]

Haha! Tyson Tomko ownz j00.

. . .although he could use a proper finishing move other than that damn stupid boot! DAMN THAT BOOT TO HELL!

[Mills]

ShadowGeist said:

Haha! Tyson Tomko ownz j00.

. . .although he could use a proper finishing move other than that damn stupid boot! DAMN THAT BOOT TO HELL!

that boot must be pretty damn devastating...it took down a super hero for christ sakes.

[TheRedLight]

that superhero was in a boy band in wcw, he doesnt count lol. *hurricane*

[ShadowGeist]

Jack said:

that superhero was in a boy band in wcw, he doesnt count lol. *hurricane*

. . .um. Rosey took the boot.

[HeXsTeR]

This whole idea would work better if I put more time in it.


Like when I was watching RAW, I see Tyson Tomko and all I hear is him and he "solves problems". And he never solves any problems. . .never!! I want to see Tomko cure AIDS. There is a problem for Tomko. But he seems like a big guy who just follows the leader. Hence me making a misc rp where he has the gimmick of Eugene with a anger problem and always is right hence he always solves problems.

[TheRedLight]

oh i didnt see it, so yea.

[TheRedLight]

}{eXsTeR said:

This whole idea would work better if I put more time in it.


Like when I was watching RAW, I see Tyson Tomko and all I hear is him and he "solves problems". And he never solves any problems. . .never!! I want to see Tomko cure AIDS. There is a problem for Tomko. But he seems like a big guy who just follows the leader. Hence me making a misc rp where he has the gimmick of Eugene with a anger problem and always is right hence he always solves problems.

or bring democracy to cuba!

[ShadowGeist]

I wish Chris Nowinski was still able to wrestle. He could have educated Tomko and turned him into a mathematician gimmick. It would have been awesome! He could come out in his brand spanking new ring attire which would be a pair of glasses with tape in the middle and a tie around his neck. It would have been sweeeeeeeet!

[HeXsTeR]

I have a few ideas for more misc rps where. Tomko picks up chicks and has a hotline for chicks and he solves their problems.