Post by HeXsTeR on Oct 20, 2004 0:59:43 GMT -5
It all begin in a forest where you see two men by the names of. . .
Tom Selleck and Harry The Henderson!!
The two are pouring sludge into the river.
Tom Selleck: This will get em.
Harry The Henderson: . . .rar!
Suddenly The Top Hat Midget Gang run out of no where.
Larry The Midget: HEY!. . . DON'T DO THAT!
Tom Selleck and Harry The Henderson throw the midgets into the river. Suddenly a Helicopter flies over head with G.I Joe in it.
G.I Joe: YO MOTHA f*ckIN RE-RE'S!!!
G.I Joe suddenly blows into a million pieces because he's from Japan.
Tom Selleck: Let's get out of here, and make another Three Men and a Baby movie!
Both men leave. . . .but someone saw what went down that day. . .besides the midgets. . . .and the G.I Joe. . . and the magical forest monkies. . . .It was. . . DUH DUH DUHHHH!!!
HARRY GENITAILS MAWN!!!!!!
Harry Genitails Mawn comes out of the forest. He stares. . .then slowly lifts his leg and farts.
Harry Genitails Mawn:. . .I want a hotdowg! But first I should get my warts removed.
I CAN DO BOTH!!
Harry Genitails Mawn goes to the hospital. And gets wart removed. . .and eats a hotdog.
my.webmd.com/NR/rdonlyres/37C62517-CD88-4FF0-B0EE-E0BD00E826FF.jpg
This is late night theater, so to see the warts, click on the above link, but I must warn you.
Harry Genitails Mawn: So what do I do now?. . .Oh yeah!!!!!! TOM SELLECK!!!
Harry Genitails Mawn runs to his local video store and runs and takes down the entire Tom Selleck film collection and takes a dump on it in the middle of the store.
:DPLOP!
Getting him thrown out of the store, he walks down the street as people in cars throw soda bottles at him. He passes by a bar, and stops.
Harry Genitails Mawn: Maybe I can get drunk! THAT'LL HELP ME!
Harry Genitails Mawn goes into bar. . . . . comes out 8 hours later drunk singing "Hungry Like A Wolf" and is. . half nekked. He passes out on a bench at a local Subway.
The next day. . .
He wakes up to the thuds of people poking him with sticks. And he feels something odd in his shorts, he looks down and a black midget hops out.
Harry Genitails Mawn: AHHHHHHHHHH!
:DPLOP
Harry Genitails Mawn:. . . opps.
Black Midget: You are disgustin, you know dat!?
Harry Genitails Mawn:. . .my mom says if I was a girl, I would have a nice rack.
Black Midget: You are a fat motha f*cka. . you dat, fool?
Harry Genitail Mawn: Yes, a black person says I'm phat! COOOLIO OOOLIO O!
Black Midget jumps and b#tch smacks Harry Genitails Mawn
Black Midget: Yo, I ain't call you that. Don't you even know why I'm here?
Harry Genitails Mawn: Umm. . to make me GrAham crackers and salsa!!!!!!!!!
The Black Midget gets angry, and sighs.
Black Midget: I'm your angel. Yo yo, get dis sh#t. I help you. So can you atleast make a brotha's job easier, and help me out?
Harry Genitails Mawn stares for a second, then pulls out a picture. . .
Harry Genitails Mawn: HEY! Is this your sister?
Black Midget gets angry and slaps the paper out of his hand.
Black Midget: Get your monkey ass up, we have work to do. You smell like sh#t, and your covered with urine.
Harry Genitails Mawn gets up
Harry Genitails Mawn: Wait. . .I thought I had one of my crazy wet dreams with Sandra Bullock riding my weiner.
The two walk down the street. . . Having a new freindship. . . .The End. . .
. . . You just wasted 3 minutes of your life.
Tom Selleck and Harry The Henderson!!
The two are pouring sludge into the river.
Tom Selleck: This will get em.
Harry The Henderson: . . .rar!
Suddenly The Top Hat Midget Gang run out of no where.
Larry The Midget: HEY!. . . DON'T DO THAT!
Tom Selleck and Harry The Henderson throw the midgets into the river. Suddenly a Helicopter flies over head with G.I Joe in it.
G.I Joe: YO MOTHA f*ckIN RE-RE'S!!!
G.I Joe suddenly blows into a million pieces because he's from Japan.
Tom Selleck: Let's get out of here, and make another Three Men and a Baby movie!
Both men leave. . . .but someone saw what went down that day. . .besides the midgets. . . .and the G.I Joe. . . and the magical forest monkies. . . .It was. . . DUH DUH DUHHHH!!!
HARRY GENITAILS MAWN!!!!!!
Harry Genitails Mawn comes out of the forest. He stares. . .then slowly lifts his leg and farts.
Harry Genitails Mawn:. . .I want a hotdowg! But first I should get my warts removed.
I CAN DO BOTH!!Harry Genitails Mawn goes to the hospital. And gets wart removed. . .and eats a hotdog.
my.webmd.com/NR/rdonlyres/37C62517-CD88-4FF0-B0EE-E0BD00E826FF.jpg
This is late night theater, so to see the warts, click on the above link, but I must warn you.
Harry Genitails Mawn: So what do I do now?. . .Oh yeah!!!!!! TOM SELLECK!!!
Harry Genitails Mawn runs to his local video store and runs and takes down the entire Tom Selleck film collection and takes a dump on it in the middle of the store.
:DPLOP!
Getting him thrown out of the store, he walks down the street as people in cars throw soda bottles at him. He passes by a bar, and stops.
Harry Genitails Mawn: Maybe I can get drunk! THAT'LL HELP ME!
Harry Genitails Mawn goes into bar. . . . . comes out 8 hours later drunk singing "Hungry Like A Wolf" and is. . half nekked. He passes out on a bench at a local Subway.
The next day. . .
He wakes up to the thuds of people poking him with sticks. And he feels something odd in his shorts, he looks down and a black midget hops out.
Harry Genitails Mawn: AHHHHHHHHHH!
:DPLOP
Harry Genitails Mawn:. . . opps.
Black Midget: You are disgustin, you know dat!?
Harry Genitails Mawn:. . .my mom says if I was a girl, I would have a nice rack.
Black Midget: You are a fat motha f*cka. . you dat, fool?
Harry Genitail Mawn: Yes, a black person says I'm phat! COOOLIO OOOLIO O!
Black Midget jumps and b#tch smacks Harry Genitails Mawn
Black Midget: Yo, I ain't call you that. Don't you even know why I'm here?
Harry Genitails Mawn: Umm. . to make me GrAham crackers and salsa!!!!!!!!!
The Black Midget gets angry, and sighs.
Black Midget: I'm your angel. Yo yo, get dis sh#t. I help you. So can you atleast make a brotha's job easier, and help me out?
Harry Genitails Mawn stares for a second, then pulls out a picture. . .
Harry Genitails Mawn: HEY! Is this your sister?
Black Midget gets angry and slaps the paper out of his hand.
Black Midget: Get your monkey ass up, we have work to do. You smell like sh#t, and your covered with urine.
Harry Genitails Mawn gets up
Harry Genitails Mawn: Wait. . .I thought I had one of my crazy wet dreams with Sandra Bullock riding my weiner.
The two walk down the street. . . Having a new freindship. . . .The End. . .
. . . You just wasted 3 minutes of your life.
