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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 3, 2004 22:54:06 GMT -5
Well, I decided to post some pics of me or whatever. I can't say "hope you enjoy" because I know how you bastards are. You'll look at each picture, find a object and make fun of it. But thats whats so cool. Anyways, I'll explain each picture. (note: I'm the tall white 16 year old) This is the day me and my good buddy Sheldon took a camera out of the graphics room and decided to walk around the school and have fun with stuff. This is in the Assistant Principles office. . we just walked right in. And took pictures of us sitting at his desk. So that messy ass fuggin desk is'nt mine. . he needs to clean his sh#t up. Anyways, he gave me a fake cell phone inwhich I f*cked around with it in the hallway in front of teachers. . which lead to me meeting. . . .The 10th grade Health teacher Mrs.Dern. She has a speaking problem from all the years yelling at kids in Volleyball. My sister used to laugh at her. . and laugh at her. .right in front of her. I also smart mouthed her, but surprisingly enough. She let us take a picture of me with her. . . as you can tell. . I'm Oh so extra excited about it. So then after that, we took numerous pictures of me doing stupid sh#t like rubbing myself in front of some chicks, lying on a bench in the main hallway. .rubbing myself. And eventually Mr.McCann the awesome gym teacher came by and took time for a photo. Something I'd really like to point out, that lady over by the security cameras that looks like "Beetlejuice" from the Howard Stern show is our security guard. At lunch I'd occasionally ask her questions like if I could jump on her massive breasts and asking her what a Hot Karl is. Yes, I make school fun. So I came back to the classroom and did my webpage. This above is a photoshopped image obviously, with my hair pulled back. That day I was dressed up for a presentation about a book I had to do. Really great class, Graphics. . . anyways. . Goahead. . you can edit the pictures anyway except stuff REALLY homosexual. I know how you bastards are. Anyways. . .yeah thats me. .
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 3, 2004 23:05:05 GMT -5
[Evil laugh]
"you can edit the pictures anyway except stuff REALLY homosexual"
. . .DAMN IT!
[Slightly less evil laugh]
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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 3, 2004 23:06:44 GMT -5
I'm glad I did'nt post the one inwhich it looks as if I have a erection. . yeah. . you would of had a f*cking field day with it.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Aug 3, 2004 23:16:54 GMT -5
if hexster went to my school, we'd be best friends..
fin.
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 3, 2004 23:36:54 GMT -5
If Hexster went to my highschool we would never meet. Not due to any sort of cultural barriers or cliq-like groups of young upstarts forming clans that only accept people with certain requirements while mocking those who do not fit it. No, the reason is simple. . .I've already graduated. Man. . .some times I think I go out of my way just so I can sound smart. On a serious note though, Hexster may be in big trouble if he ever went to Robert E. Lee High School. During my final year there it had become a pathetic carcass of a school that consisted of nothing more than fights, bomb threats, and student-on-teacher brawling. I believe in my final year it was graded with a D. It has probably gone down even further by now.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Aug 3, 2004 23:43:02 GMT -5
my school "Belleville East Township High-School" .... we just call it east.
used to rock... There was a fight at least once a day. and it was cool, because it brought the school together.
then, sophomore year rolls around, gayass rule, no more fights.. so the school hates one another.. I figure ill lighten the mood and i go streaking on the coldest day of the year, hell.. I had to stand outside while it snowed..
you think I'd get respect for streaking a basketball game.. I did.. but some people thought i had a small wee wee ... IT WAS THE COLDEST DAY OF THE f*ckING YEAR....
now, I'm a junior... and we have PE uniforms and they took ALL the built in locks, on our lockers OFF.. and making us pay 5 dollars for new ones f*ck
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 3, 2004 23:45:20 GMT -5
Fayte, you're lucky man. We had a guy streak during a wrestling match and he was kicked out of school. The worst part was that I was in TV Production at the time and it was my job to edit out all of the shots he was in so that we could still air the wrestling match on the morning announcements. My god. . .I saw more pale ass that day than I have ever wished to see.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Aug 3, 2004 23:47:06 GMT -5
hahaha, I am lucky. I was up for explusion.. but slid through and instead.. got a two week suspension, and couldnt make up my work..
lucky for me, i streaked at a perfect time, which allowed me a full month off due to christmas break.
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Post by Jb Fayte-n-Izer on Aug 3, 2004 23:49:38 GMT -5
I made the paper for streaking.. i think i posted a newspaper picture and the article on here a while ago.
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 3, 2004 23:52:58 GMT -5
I made the paper for streaking.. i think i posted a newspaper picture and the article on here a while ago. Yeah. Your ass brought back many memories. . . .I hate you.
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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 3, 2004 23:57:32 GMT -5
If Hexster went to my highschool we would never meet. Not due to any sort of cultural barriers or cliq-like groups of young upstarts forming clans that only accept people with certain requirements while mocking those who do not fit it. No, the reason is simple. . .I've already graduated. Man. . .some times I think I go out of my way just so I can sound smart. Yeah same with me. . .. If you're graduated, should'nt you have a life instead of saying you'd be freinds with kids in highschool if you were'nt graduated? Stupid fayget. Anyways for me, I hang out with the kids that are mixed breed of goths, emo kids, outcasts, hippies, punks, skaters, and stoners. . .people usually ask me if I skate board, smoke pot, and enjoy punk. . .yep. .
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 4, 2004 0:22:03 GMT -5
If you're graduated, should'nt you have a life instead of saying you'd be freinds with kids in highschool if you were'nt graduated? Stupid fayget. Actually, I never said I would be your friend. You simply assumed that. Chances are I would have ignored you. I mainly kept to myself at Lee because I learned not to trust anyone while at school. Lee was horrible. Most of the "goth-crowd" at Lee consisted of "Mansonites", confused "Metal-Heads", and dumbass people who were more fake than Terri's breasts. I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to people being part of the gothic scene, but 90% of the people at Lee were absolutely clueless. Example: Three of the "goths" at Lee threw a party at their house and invited all of the "goth" kids. I was bored so I went. When I arrived at the house their parents answered the door and told me to head down to the basement. Yes, the party was taking place in their parents basement! I couldn't help to laugh but I kept going with it anyway. As soon as everyone arrived the hosts brought out ouija board and said that they were going to contact the "ancient gothic gods" to help curse the "preps" at Lee. I just started laughing because I thought they were joking. . .they weren't. Haha! They got mad at me and informed me that I wasn't acting "goth enough" to hang with them and in order for me to stay I would have to take an "official" goth test. The test went something like this. . . #1. What is Marilyn Manson's real name? #2. What was Marilyn Mansnon's first ever single? #3. Do you worship/love Satan? #4. What is your favorite kind of suicide? Hahahaaaaaa! There were a few more but that is all I can remember. I answered the questions as followed. #1. Bob? #2. I'm not sure, but it probably sucked. #3. If by Satan you mean pancakes, than sure. #4. Listening to you guys. Needless to say, they hated me. They than proceeded to tell me that I was just "posing" as one of them and that I didn't really know anything about their lifestyle. So of course I replied back going into extreme detail about how every single thing they are doing here is not "gothic" in any way, shape, or form. By the time I finished they all just sort of stared at me, not knowing what to say. It was absolutely wonderful. Just thinking about it brings a tear to my eye. Altogether, I would sya that there was only five, maybe six people who I would actually consider "goth" at Lee. All of theo ther people simply had no clue and based all of their knowledge of "gothism" around Marilyn Manson. [Shudder]
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Post by HeXsTeR on Aug 4, 2004 1:08:22 GMT -5
If you were in my grade with me right now, I'd say you'd probably hang out with me. Or you'd be the really smart weird kid. . I had a teacher in 9th grade he was the art teacher and his name was "Mr.Mann". . .do I even need to finish the story? Me and my freind Eric eventually called him Mr.Mawn!!!!. . yes. . Mr.Mawn!!!! everyday we did something piss him off. "Hey Mr.Mawn have you ever slept with five midgets, a banana, 2 goats?" and he would reply and be a smart ass "No, but I slept with your mother." haha, Mr.Mawn was awesome. We'd sit around and staple ourselves and take sh#t out of the trash and play with it. Like find a bunch of cardboard and some string and become cardboard mawn. One time we had a clay project, and we had all week to do. So I made a character. . since we could'nt use some words. I made a character called "AceFace" he just had arms and legs, and was a ass. . . thats it. He would'nt put it in the oven. Because it was'nt hollow, so I turned him into a huge hammer and wrote "Mc Hammer's Hammer" on it. . and it exploded inside the oven. Mwuahaha! So many great stories from that classroom. God school is so much fun.
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Post by Xavier Lee on Aug 4, 2004 11:00:02 GMT -5
HeXs's humor and personality and stuff like that makes me think he would be good friends with my crowd. My school is a piece of sh#t, the administration sucks. Our principal is screwed up on many levels. The kids all constantly make fun of her, and so do the teachers. The vice principal of my group is weird, and I heard the other vice principal is a b#tch. The place is f*cked up with asbestos and mold, which they're supposedly fixing. The people are too strict, the budget is crap, etc. Nothing too exciting happens in that school happens outside of lunch. So, I guess I'll post some better pics of me. They're about a month to a few weeks or somethin' like that old, and yes, I used to pretty much live in that Clash shirt for a while due to most of my other good ones being lost.
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Post by TheRedLight on Aug 4, 2004 11:18:39 GMT -5
Like the clash shirt, i'm liking it. I'll have some of me later. (i'm at work, so yea)
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