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Post by "The Outsider" Bill Yankowy on Nov 26, 2004 13:00:50 GMT -5
OK, I was thinking, since we're going into the holidays, what if they fought. We had a match with Santa Clause, Frosty the Snowman, Mr. Hankey, Jack Frost, Jesus and any other big time holiday figure you can name of. If you put all of them in a fight to crown the greatest holiday person thing of all time, who would it be?
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Post by HeXsTeR on Nov 26, 2004 15:15:29 GMT -5
It's a safe choice. . . . Jesus "Mr.Christmas Night" Christ! OH YA 12:25!  |
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Post by Brett Angel on Nov 26, 2004 16:50:44 GMT -5
Personally if all those had a fight Mr. Hankey would win because how do you beat a piece of talking poo?
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Post by Ryan Pinshcer on Nov 26, 2004 16:55:30 GMT -5
With toilet paper.......... |
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Post by Brett Angel on Nov 26, 2004 17:25:13 GMT -5
That was a SH!T joke.  A poor attempt of TOILET humour.  (BTW sorry for the bad puns.) ;D |
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Post by Xavier Lee on Nov 26, 2004 17:26:15 GMT -5
Hannukah Harry. And I'm not even Jewish (although I have Jewish family members).
For those ignorant to HH, it's that Santa replacement Jon Lovitz played one time on SNL.
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Post by HeXsTeR on Nov 26, 2004 17:44:31 GMT -5
Hannukah Harry. And I'm not even Jewish (although I have Jewish family members). For those ignorant to HH, it's that Santa replacement Jon Lovitz played one time on SNL. I remember that. . .Jon Lovitz = GOD |
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Post by "The Outsider" Bill Yankowy on Nov 26, 2004 19:33:31 GMT -5
Hannukah Harry. And I'm not even Jewish (although I have Jewish family members). For those ignorant to HH, it's that Santa replacement Jon Lovitz played one time on SNL. That was a great skit. |
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Post by ShadowGeist on Nov 26, 2004 19:44:22 GMT -5
Orange Clause
I know what you're thinking, "what/who the hell is Orange Clause?
Well, a couple of years ago the Florida Orange Juice company decided to highly promote Florida Oranges and Orange Juice around Christmas time. So they came up with the wittiest character of all time. . .ORANGE CLAUSE!
It was a giant cartoon orange that wore a santa hat, big boots, and carried a sack full of oranges and orange juice. I kid you not.
It is so obvious he would win. Why? Because he's a heartless bastard. Look at him! He's carrying a sack full of his family and friends, some even liquidated, and handing them off to people to be ingested! That's bloody freaking evil!
Orange Clause wins. Hands down.
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Post by TRIPLE C on Nov 26, 2004 21:06:10 GMT -5
Hannukah Harry. And I'm not even Jewish (although I have Jewish family members). For those ignorant to HH, it's that Santa replacement Jon Lovitz played one time on SNL. Yeah.. we have a friend who tries to act like a badass and his name is HERSCHEL (one of the JewDeer's names) and we piss him off all the time making fun of his name. |
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Post by Xavier Lee on Nov 27, 2004 11:30:46 GMT -5
Welcome to the ring, weighing 290 pounds, the American Bad-Ass... Herschel.
They should do that in WWE. Have some guy named Herschel try to act tough and then get his ass whipped by Spike Dudley or something.
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Post by TRIPLE C on Nov 27, 2004 17:07:09 GMT -5
Welcome to the ring, weighing 290 pounds, the American Bad-Ass... Herschel. They should do that in WWE. Have some guy named Herschel try to act tough and then get his ass whipped by Spike Dudley or something. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Ive got to show that to the Hersch! |
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