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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:10:29 GMT -5
Bianca Vs. Angelicka
Samuel:Well we are here at sunday suicide. the match coming up is Angelicka Nevermore versus Bianca Leening.
Ryan:Thats right, this is a chance for Bianca to earn a chance at the womens title. This match will determine Bianca's future at the womens championship. She will have to do her best!
Samuel:Well its about time for the match to start, so I better hurry in telling you about my barbeque sauce. thats now in jalepeno flavor you canpurchase it in any grocery store near you!
(Smells like teen spirit by nirvana hits the pa and the lights go out, its pitch black. Fire comes shooting out from the ramp. bianca walks out with her black overcoat with black shades. Bianca walks down the ramp, slides into the ring, takes off her black overcoat. jumps onto the turnbuckle, and goes extreme, then when she jumps off the turnbuckle, fire blows off all four turnbuckles. She waits for Angelickas appearance)
Samuel:God DAMN, thats one hell of an entrance!
Ryan:You said it bud!
(Shadow Realm hits the pa and the crowd stares at the entrance ramp. Just then the crowd erupts in a roar as someone runs through the crowd. Bianca is too distracted from staring at the entrance ramp to notice that angelicka is sliding into the ring and stands behind her. Bianca turns around looking confused and gets met with a sharp dropkick. Bianca falls back and spills onto the floor after falling through the ropes.)
Samuel:Holy mother of god. Blood is already pouring from Biancas head!
Ryan:It seems she has a busted nose and the back of her head is spilling blood too. I guess she hit a little TOO hard onto that unprotected floor.
(Angelicka is already working on Bianca ramming her head into the steel steps. Bianca continues to bleed as she is whipped into the barriers. The ref is at eight as Angelicka slips into the ring to break the count. Angelicka slides back out and suplexes bianca straight onto the steel steps. Bianca falls down each step and hits the ground with a small thump. Bianca holds her back in pain as Angelicka picks her up. Angelicka gives Bianca a quick hurricarana and slips back into the ring breaking the count of nine. Angelicka slips out of the ring once more and throws Bianca into the ring. Angelicka then pins Bianca.
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Kickout!)
Samuel/Ryan:How in the hell!
Samuel:I cant believe my eyes. She must be a really tough fighter!
Ryan:Big time. Kicking out after that brutal beating she recieved, she has gained my upmost respect!
Samuel:Mine too! In fact I am gonna put he in a commercial of my Barbeque sauce! That will get some attention!
(Bianca Gets on her hands and knees, Angelicka kicks bianca in the ribs and Bianca falls and start to cough. Bianca holds her ribs in pain as a sick smile spreads across Angelick's face. Angelicka backs up into a corner and watches as the ref checks on bianca, as he checks on Bianca, Angelicka slips on a pair of brass knuckles. Bianca climbs to her feet and Angelicka charges at bianca as she smashes the brass knuckles into Biancas ribs. Angelicka slips off the brass knuckles and throws them out of the ring into the crowd.)
Samuel:Thats not fair at all! Damn it. She is doing exactly what Shadow would do, Cheat.
Ryan:Hey! Do not speak like that about our general manager! You dont want to get fired do you?
Samuel:Well its true, but no!
(Bianca starts to cough up blood as Angelicka stares in approval. She thinks its about time to finish off Bianca. Angelicka climbs the ropes getting ready to do the Fragile Sin. Just then bianca slowly gets up and pulls the top rope and Angelicka flies off the turnbuckle and hits her face onto the barrier. Blood pours from her chin as she lays on the floor in pain.)
Samuel:Finally, Biancas getting in the game! She is fighting back!
Ryan:It is about time! She was just about to lose! Oh wait Angelicka is back to her feet and is getting into the ring!
Samuel:Woah, Bianca dropkicked Angelicka off the apron! She smacked her chin on the Barrier again!
(Bianca rolls out of the ring and lifts up Angelicka and she gives her a brutal short clothesline! Bianca smiles and goes back into the ring. After breaking the count she rolls back out and grabs Angelicka's shirt. Bianca tucks Angelickas head into her arm and gives her a brutal DDT.)
Samuel:Holy sh#t! Did you hear that big thump!
Ryan:I wouldn't be surprised if angelickas brains aren't scrambled right now!
Samuel:Neither would I.She has to be out of it!
(Bianca throws Angelicka into the ring and then rolls in herself. She pins Angelicka but only gets a two and three quarters of a count. Bianca looks frusterated as she climbs to her feet. Bianca rebounds off of the ropes and lands her forearm onto Angelicka's head. Angelicka grabs her forehead in pain as bianca grabs a handful of Angelickas hair, she then lifts up Angelicka again and snap suplexes her onto the mat.)
Samuel:Well he is coming out! Shadowgiest is heading to the ring! Bianca isnt looking so happy!
Ryan:Thats not good! Shadow will tear Bianca apart!
(Bianca stares in horror as Shadow walks down. She then gets a surprising roll up from Angelicka. That gets Angelicka a two count. Bianca hops up and clotheslines Angelicka back down to the mat. Shadow climbs onto the apron. Bianca dropkicks shadowgiest and he falls to the floor. All of a sudden a loud roar rips through the arena. Shadow looks around wondering what has them bursting out like that. All of a sudden Angelic pops out of the crowd and gives shadow a quick Fallen Faith putting shadow out.)
Samuel:This is odd. Where did he come from?
Ryan:I have no clue. Oh wait We have to take a commercial!
(Commercial break)
Ryan:Welcome back. Bianca is on the ground after Angelicka threw Bianca off the top rope onto the mat. Bianca has been put into a powerful camel clutch!
Samuel:We have also just witnessed the oddest event, Angelic, a person of which came from X Fractions posse has just attacked Shadowgiest.
Ryan:That's right he came from nowhere and Gave Shadow the Fallen Faith. A very odd Stunner type move.
(Bianca crawls to the ropes and reaches for them trying her best to break from the clutches of the Camel Clutch. She reaches for the ropes and grabs them. The ref starts to count...1...2...3...4..Angelicka releases the hold and begins to stomp on Biancas back. As Angelic continues to pound on Shadow another person comes from the crowd. This time this figure comes into the ring and Dropkicks the ref into the turnbuckles before rushing over to Angelicka and Diamond Cutting the hell out of her.)
Samuel:Holy sh#t, its Black Cat! She just Cat Scrath Fevered also known as CSF'd the hell out of Angelicka.
Ryan:What the hell? Angelicka rolled out of the ring cluthing her neck. Bianca is pissed and is yelling at Black Cat.
Samuel:Well that yelling didn't help! Bianca just got the CSF as well! The ref is back up and looks confused. He doesn't know what to do, whats he going to do? Oh my god He called for the bell!
Patty Cake:The Ref has decided to call this match a DRAW! Since he has no idea what happened he has decided this!
Samuel:Well there you go! It has been declared a draw!
Ryan:The main question is, does this mean Black Cats back?
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:11:34 GMT -5
Bill Yankowy vs. Jason Jackson vs. SkylarX
Pattie Cake - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 274 pounds, from College Park, Maryland, Bill Yankowy!!! (crowd cheers **************)
[Bill walks quickly to the ring and awaits his opponent ]
Pattie Cake - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, Jason Jackson!!! (crowd cheers ***********)
[Breaking the habit by linkin park hits the pa and Jason walks out from the back and heads down the ramp while the music plays.He slides into the ring and hops up to the back right turnbuckle. He stands on the 2nd turnbuckle and Purple Pyro's go off... ]
Pattie Cake - And third, weighing in at 175 pounds,, SkylarX!!! (crowd cheers *******)
[Runs to the ring and slides into the ring looking at his opponenet Matt Patrick checks Bill Yankowy's boots and knee pads. Matt Patrick checks Jason Jackson's boots and knee pads. SkylarX places Bill Yankowy on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson moves back to his feet. Jason Jackson punches Bill Yankowy repeatedly. Bill Yankowy chops Jason Jackson. Bill Yankowy chops Jason Jackson. Bill Yankowy chops Jason Jackson. Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson is up again. Now Bill Yankowy standing. Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Bill Yankowy moves back to his feet. Bill Yankowy powerbombs Jason Jackson. Bill Yankowy sends Jason Jackson to ringside. Matt Patrick starts the count (.1) Bill Yankowy chokes Jason Jackson with a microphone cable. (..2) Bill Yankowy punches Jason Jackson repeatedly. (...3) Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson climbs to his feet. Bill Yankowy stands up. (....4) Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson climbs to his feet. Bill Yankowy gets up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Bill Yankowy chops Jason Jackson. Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Bill Yankowy gets back to his feet. Jason Jackson puts Bill Yankowy on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson is up again. Jason Jackson punches Bill Yankowy repeatedly. SkylarX pump handle slams Jason Jackson to the mat. ]
Ryan O'Rielly - Nice pumphandle slam by SkylarX.
[Jason Jackson gets knock to the ground while SkylarX locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Matt Patrick is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Jason Jackson is fighting the hold. ... Jason Jackson is fighting the hold. Jason Jackson escapes. SkylarX sends Jason Jackson to ringside. Matt Patrick starts the count (.1) SkylarX head butts Jason Jackson. SkylarX is back on his feet. (..2) ]
Samuel Wilson - My God!! What a match!
[(...3) SkylarX stomps Jason Jackson's head. (....4) SkylarX stomps Jason Jackson's head. (.....5) Jason Jackson and SkylarX move back into the ring. Jason Jackson puts SkylarX on the top rope and executes a superplex. They lockup. Jason Jackson sends SkylarX to the corner of the ring. ]
Ryan O'Rielly - Jason Jackson with a weak move.
[Jason Jackson get nailed with a double axhandle chop from SkylarX. Now Jason Jackson standing. Jason Jackson puts SkylarX on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson stands up. SkylarX gets back to his feet. SkylarX superkicks Jason Jackson. SkylarX stomps Jason Jackson. Jason Jackson is back on his feet. SkylarX executes a jawbreakeron Jason Jackson. Now SkylarX standing. SkylarX stomps Jason Jackson's head. Jason Jackson is back on his feet. SkylarX hits him with a back fist. Jason Jackson trys for a swinging DDT but SkylarX avoids it. Jason Jackson goes for a figure four. Referee Matt Patrick is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Jason Jackson tightens the hold. ... SkylarX trys to escape. Jason Jackson breaks the hold. ]
Samuel Wilson - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[Jason Jackson puts SkylarX on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson is up again. SkylarX gets up. SkylarX runs and tackles Jason Jackson. SkylarX punches him in the head. Jason Jackson is back on his feet. Jason Jackson puts SkylarX on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jason Jackson gets up. SkylarX gets back to his feet. SkylarX uses a lariat on Jason Jackson. Now Jason Jackson standing. Jason Jackson puts SkylarX on the top rope and executes a superplex. SkylarX gets up. SkylarX spins aroround Jason Jackson's back and DDT's him into the mat. SkylarX chants start. ]
Samuel Wilson - If SkylarX keeps using moves like that backspin DDT/Miavia Hurrcane he could win the match!
[SkylarX stands up. Jason Jackson gets back to his feet. ]
Samuel Wilson - Is this a great match or not?
Ryan O'Rielly - Yes sir!
[Bill Yankowy dropkicks SkylarX to the face. Bill Yankowy goes for a pin. Matt Patrick counts the pin. ...1 ...2 SkylarX kicks out. ]
Samuel Wilson - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[SkylarX is up again. Bill Yankowy sends SkylarX to ringside. Matt Patrick starts the count (.1) (..2) Bill Yankowy chops SkylarX. (...3) Bill Yankowy chops SkylarX. (....4) Bill Yankowy chops SkylarX. (.....5) Bill Yankowy and SkylarX move back into the ring. Bill Yankowy chops SkylarX. Bill Yankowy chops SkylarX. Bill Yankowy chops SkylarX. SkylarX throws Jason Jackson off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. SkylarX kicks Jason Jackson on the mat. Bill Yankowy piledrives Jason Jackson into the mat. Jason Jackson climbs to his feet. Bill Yankowy chops Jason Jackson. Bill Yankowy gorrilla presses Jason Jackson. Bill Yankowy covers Jason Jackson hooking the leg. Referee Matt Patrick makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Samuel Wilson - We've got ourselves a winner!
Pattie Cake - The winner of this match, Bill Yankowy!!! |
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:12:49 GMT -5
McKenzie Vs. The Flame
Ryan: I think this match is going to be awesome.
Sam: Shut up.
The first bass chords to "Air Force Ones" hits, then when the electric guitar kicks in, and smoke begins to puff out of the entrance as Tha Flame crawls from the entrance... Then Tha Flame quickly gets up and jumps and a HUGE EXPLOSION of green pyro goes off, and Tha Flame begins to walk to the ring... Tha Flame then climbs the entrance steps, and walks on the outside of the ring towards the middle of the ropes... Then The Flame yells out and green flames come out from the turnbuckles... The camera then zooms into Tha Flame's face, and Tha Flame gives us an evil smirk, then he enters the ring and waits for the next opponent...
Ryan: I like his green outfit.
Sam: ..... yeah
Kryptonite starts to play and a large kane like explosion of silver pyros goes off and Mckenzie runs out from the flaming pyros. He runs full speed to the ring, jumping onto the ropes, He runs at Flame and slides under his legs poping up behind Flame and delivering a Paul London type “Backflip Dropkick” on Flame.
Ryan: WOAH!! Here we go folks.
Sam: These two both always have their heads in the clouds. They’re gunna put on a great match.
Flame gets back up and the two tie up at each other. Flame forces McKenzie down on his knees. Flame breaks out of the tie up and kicks Kenzie in his chest. Flame hits the ropes, jumps, and lands a flying crossbody on Kenzie. Kenzie goes down and Flame jumps back up. He hits the ropes and lands a legdrop right across the neck of McKenzie.
Sam: Flame’s taking control. I have my bets on him.
Ryan: Well, this match is not over yet.
Flame stalks McKenzie in the corner of the ring. As Kenzie makes his way up, WHAM a superkick to the jaw brings him right back down again. Kenzie lays for a second and gets right back up. Flame tries to go for a DDT but McKenzie pushes Flame off. Flames hits the ropes and comes back and gets dropkicked back into the ropes, flame again comes back and then gets arm dragged down to the mat. BAM. Flame rolls back to his feet and runs after McKenzie, but he falls to his back and pulls the ropes as Flame flies out of the ring at full speed. He soars over the ropes and flips and his back lands right on the announce table as it breaks under his weight.
Ryan: WOAHH I JUST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR!!
Sam: BAH DAMNNNNNNN
The fans go crazy as McKenzie raises his fist in the air and the ref starts the out of ring count.
1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4 .. 5 .. 6 .. 7.. 8 .. 9 ..
McKenzie rolls out of the ring as the count starts over. He picks up Flame and throws him into the steel steps. Flames takes the impact with his middle body as his whole body flies over the steps and he lands on the ground. McKenzie walks back over to Flame and gets a low blow. Kenzie falls down as Flame slowly, but surely gets up. Flame rolls in and out of the ring. He then pins McKenzie on the guard rail and slaps him in the chest as the fans go “ohhh”. Flame thrusts his should into McKenzie’s chest and then throws him back into the ring.
McKenzie gets up as Flame enters the ring and the two tie up again, trying to gain an upper hand. Flame pushes McKenzie off and tries for a punch. McKenzie ducks it and gives Flame a few of his own punches and backs him into the turnbuckle. McKenzie then tries to whip Flame from that turnbuckle to the other one but Flame reverses and sends McKenzie into the turnbuckle. Kenzie comes running back at Flame but Flame kicks McKenzie in the gut and tries to hit a Flamming Stunner but McKenzie reverses it into a pinning cradle.
1...2...3!! and your winner Mckenzie!!
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:15:28 GMT -5
Taz Vs. Doink Jr.
The crowd are going crazy as the camera pans around the crowd, then it goes
to some shots of tables around the ring....then it goes to the announce
table where we see Ryan O'Reilly and Samuel Wilson sitting at their announce
table...
O'Reilly: "Ladies and Gentlemen, up next is a match that has been
anticipated by many fans across the country...for a few reasons...Doink Jr.,
the newcomer to the EWA, and the Twisted Circus have been running roughshot
throughout the EWA...attacking announcer Derek Briggs, leaving eerie
messages for the EWA locker room...up next, he faces a man who cannot be
intimidated - mentally or physically...Can Doink Jr. get the biggest win of
his promising young career? We'll find out right after the break."
Cut to commercial...
End of commercials...
We come back to see Doink Jr. already standing in the ring, with Pogo and
Mr. Giggles standing outside the ring as their theme music plays over the
P.A system.
O'Reilly: "Well fans it looks like Doink Jr. couldn't wait to get out here,
he has something to prove tonight...but here comes somebody else with a
point to prove..."
Samuel: "BA DAMN! Listen to this crowd!"
'Survive (if I let you)' by Harry Slash and the Slashtones echoes throughout
the arena as an eerie orange light falls over the arena as a white fog fills
the entrance way, the short, stocky muscular frame of the Human Suplex
Machine walks through the smoke wearing his trademark towel on his head,
looking either side of him at a sea of orange and black t-shirts and signs.
He gets to the bottom of the ramp and walks around the ring, as he walks he
wraps his left hand around his right wrist and flicks the sweat off his
hand.
He climbs to the ring apron and wipes his feet on it, then steps through the
ropes and raises his arms in the air to a tremendous response from the
crowd, he throws down the towel from his head and then stands in a corner,
arms crossed across his chest as he looks towards Doink...
The referee walks over and checks the singlet and boots of Taz, to see if he
has any foreign objects on his person, then he walks over to Doink to check
him. He successfully checks him, then Mr. Giggles slides in behind the ref
on all fours, then Doink shoves the ref over the body of Mr. Giggles as most
of the crowd erupt in laughter. The ref gets up and admonishes Mr. Giggles
while he gets to his feet, and as the ref is shouting, Pogo is seen tying
the shoelaces of the ref together. The ref finally gets Giggles out of the
ring and then trips and falls flat on his face as the Twisted Circus erupt
in laughter again, and we even get a smirk from Taz.
The ref sits up and unties his shoes, ties them again, then gets up and
rings the bell.
Taz and Doink circle each other...Doink charges Taz, Taz just clips the back
of the calf with his hand and sends Doink flat on his back...an embarrassed
Doink gets back up and charges Taz again...again Taz clips the back of the
calf and Doink falls flat on his back.
Doink gets back up, enraged and charges towards Taz again, this time Taz
grabs him under the armpit and over the shoulder, hooks his hands and sends
Doink flying with the Head and Arm Tazplex to a tremendous roar. Doink
immediately rolls outside the ring, holding his lower back, while Pogo and
Mr. Giggles come over to discuss a strategy.
Taz bends down, his hands on his thighs, telling the ref to get Doink in the
ring. The Twisted Circus huddle together while the ref continues his count.
The Circus break their huddle and Mr. Giggles gets on the ring apron,
talking trash. Taz walks over and grabs Giggles by his clown suit, Doink
slides in slowly from behind, the crowd buzz and try to warn Taz, Taz turns
around and nails Doink with the Angry Man's Clothesline to a mild response.
Taz slides his thumb across his throat - signalling for the end already,
stalking Doink, but Pogo reaches in and grabs Taz by the foot, tripping him,
then pulling him out of the ring. Doink distracts the referee as Pogo and
Giggles grab Taz and ram his lower back into the security railing with a
mighty shove. Taz falls to the mat as Pogo and Giggles stomp on him.
Pogo - using his strength, picks up Taz with hardly any effort and hooks his
arms from behind while Giggles is nailing Taz with right hands...The crowd
are really showing their emotions now as the boos for the Circus grow
louder. They throw Taz back into the ring and Doink immediately takes
advantage of the situation by running the ropes, and dropping all of his
weight across the injured neck of Taz with a huge legdrop. The ref warns
Doink to stay away from the neck, and while this telling off is going on,
Pogo and Giggles reach through the ropes and again nail Taz with right
hands.
The ref turns around and the clowns act as if they are innocent, hands
raised in the air, while an angry Taz lunges through the ropes for them.
Then we hear the crowd cheer, the camera focuses on the aisle and we see
Hexster, walking down, wearing his torn, black suit. The clowns look
surprised as Hexster makes his way around the ring and stands at the corner
of Taz.
Taz helps himself up with the ropes, shouts at the clowns, then turns around
to be picked up by the throat with both hands by Doink, the ref begins his
count, then Doink slams Taz down with a double-handed chokeslam. Doink goes
for a cover 1...2...Taz gets a shoulder up...Doink gets hot at the ref, then
picks up Taz by the singlet, Taz hurls Doink over his head with a surprise
T-Bone Tazplex as Hexster bangs his hands on the mat rhythmically - the
crowd follow along with claps of hands and stamps of feet as both men now
reach their feet. Doink suddenly rushes at Taz and goes
for a huge clothesline, But Taz ducks it and locks in a Tazmission hold.
But instead of forcing Doink to the ground for submission, Taz flings
him bakcwards with a Tazmissionplex and goes for a cover.
1...2...3!
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:20:08 GMT -5
JB Fayte Vs. Robert Bass
The EWA Cameras flash to life after a commercial. The crowd is anticipating the next match when the camera comes on backstage; Robert Bass has JB Fayte in the floor drilling his head with hard rights and lefts. The ref catches up with them and rings the bell! The Hardcore match is underway! Fayte flips Bass over and begins to slam his head into the concrete wall, knocking his old fisherman’s hat off showing his balding head and dirty hair. Bass grabs JB by the throat and slams his body back into the opposing wall, then Robert grabs him by the hair and slings him across the hall, completely through a large glass window! JB flies through it and thuds on the concrete floor.
Samuel Wilson- Dang Mang! JB is hurting!
JB is bleeding from his arms and a little bit from his head. The angers him even more than he already was! Robert climbs through the broken window and approaches JB Fayte. As he does, JB low blows Robert! Robert stumbles around coughing and JB grabs a chair and slams it into Robert’s head, knocking him to the floor. JB Fayte gets the pin!
ONE……TWO……THR…KICKOUT!
Robert kicks out and crawls toward the door, but JB grabs him by the overalls and slings him into the wall, making a large crack in the wall. Robert responds by instantly by punching JB in the head, then tackling him through the wooden door, knocking the door off its hinges!
Ryan- Both men, showing great heart in this match!
Robert gets the pin!
ONE……TWO……THRE….KICKOUT!!!
JB barely kicks out! Robert stands up and picks JB up off the ground and puts him over his shoulder and begins walking somewhere… Toward the parking lot! Robert enters the parking lot and just as he does, JB realizes what is going on and swings Robert’s head down in a DDT fashion through a Wooden Skid! Robert’s head crashes through and when he tries to stand up, the skid stays on his head! But not for long, JB picks up a huge Oil drum and throws it at Robert!
It hits the skid, busting it to pieces and then it hits Robert on the head. This busts Robert open just a bit. Robert hits the floor! As JB is about to go for the pin, Robert reaches up and grabs him by the throat! Robert’s eyes bulge and he shakes in anger, like we have never seen him before!
Robert choke slams JB onto a bunch of old auto parts laying in a pile, causing JB to scream in pain! Blood trickles down Robert’s face and eyes, he looks over and so does the camera… It is Robert’s old John Deere Tractor setting there! Robert picks up JB and tosses him onto the hood of the old Tractor. Robert gets onto the Tractor and fires it up, throwing black smoke everywhere.
The old Tractor putts along slowly, it reaches the entrance curtain and Robert puts out onto the stage! The crowd goes wild with cheers and camera flashes go off everywhere! Robert putts down to the ring until the front of the Tractor bumps the ring. Robert shuts it off and climbs onto the hood. He picks up JB Fayte and gives him a HUGE Powerbomb off the hood of that Tractor! JB lands in the ring and Robert hops over the ropes and gets the pin!
ONE……TWO…….THREE!
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH…ROBERT BASS!
Robert throws his arms into the air as “The Dukes of Hazzard Theme” by Waylon Jennings hits over the PA! Robert celebrates as the crowd goes wild for him! The camera fades as it shows Robert chugging a beer going up the ramp.
But before the camera finally cuts away, JB Fayte drags himself up the ramp behind Robert Bass and slams a steel chair onto the back of his head, causing Robert Bass to fall on the ground and spill his beer. Fayte strikes him a couple of more times with the chair and then picks up Bass' beer and proceeds to drink the rest of. After drinking the beer he throws the empty can onto Bass' body and proceeds to limp to the back... |
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:24:03 GMT -5
Jack Dominick Vs. The CandyMan
NON-TITLE MATCH
Jack Dominick Vs. The CandyMan
Guest Commentator: Jason Jackson
"Scandalous" by Miss-Teeq begins playing. Pyrotechnics blast and form an arch on the entrance ramp. Purple and yellow lights flood the entrance ramp. The Candyman stands under the pyrotechnic arch, back facing the ring. He has a black ferdoa hat on, which he holds at the front with his left hand, head turned down. His black gloved hand stands straight in the air toward the middle of the pyrotechnic arch. He turns his head and looks over his left shoulder, only one eye can be seen. The pyrotechnic arch dies. BOOM, pyrotechnics hit at the front of the entrance ramp. The Candyman spins right round to face the ring. He holds his arms outstretched as he struts and dances to the ring. He climbs into the ring, still dancing, and climbs to the second rope and holds his arms up to the audience. Fans dance to the beat, but boo the Candyman.
Pattie Cake: Comming to the ring, weighing in at 215 lbs hailing from Neverland?. . CANDYMAN!
The lights shut off. A single spotlight shines on Jack as Sad But True by Metallica and the S&M Orchestra plays over the speakers. He slowly struts down to the ring. He hops onto the ringside and wipes his feet before entering. Upon entering the ring he gets down in the corner, facing the corner, and says a short prayer. The lights turn back on and Jack stretches, he stops and stares at Candyman across the ring.
Pattie Cake: Weighing in at 250 lbs hailing from Albany , New York. . JACK DOMINICK!
"Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park hits over the P.A System as Jason Jackson walks out. He looks at the two in the ring and walks down the ramp and around the ring and takes a seat next to Samuel Wilson and Ryan O'Reilly.
Jackson: Hello everyone out in EWA TV Land.
Samuel Wilson: Hey there, what up dwag?
Jackson : Mwuahahah, nothing! Say would you like some gum Ryan?
Ryan: Well sure!
Jackson hands him a stick of gum, Ryan chews it and quickly spits it out
Ryan: This taste like rabbit poo!
Jackson: Thats because it is suppose too. . it's trick gum!! Mwuahah
Both Samuel and Jackson enjoy the joke while the match starts
Dominick and Candyman lock it up, Candy gets the upperhand and knee's Dominick in the gut. Then he grabs him and gives him a backdrop, followed by a quick cover. 1. . .2. .kick out. Candyman gets him and gives Dominick a few stomps in the stomach.
Samuel Wilson: Bah damn! Look det em kicks!
Jackson: Ah, they are'nt THAT hurtfull. Jeez
He grabs Dominick and throws him into the turnbuckle. Candy runs at him for a clothesline, but Dominick moves out of the way. Dominick grabs Candymans head and slams it aganist the hard turnbuckle. He locks a sleeper hold on Candy, but Candy quickly grabs the ropes. He shakes it off, as Dominick runs aganist the ropes and bounces back and grabs Candy and slams his head for a bulldog. Dominick grabs Candyman and goes to give him a snapmare, but Candy clotheslines Dominick in the back, and then grabs his knee and slams it off the mat.
Ryan O'Reilly: You can see Dominick hurting in pain and Candyman working on that knee. Now Jason I am curious as to what your take is on these two EWA Superstars?
Jackson: Ah. ..their good. . .but ain't no Joker. Mwuahahah!
Jackson pulls out a whistle and blows it into Ryans ear.
While in the ring, Candy grabs Dominick and lifts him up, and looks at him and laughes and slaps him across the face. Dominick quickly turns and starts to hit Candy with some hard righthands, and tosses him aganist the ropes and hits him with a front drop kick sending Candy to the outside of the ring. Dominick climbs onto the apron and jumps with a cross body. Candy catches him and runs and slams him aganist the turnbuckle post. Then rolls him in the ring for a cover 1. . . . 2 . . . . kick out.
Jackson: Wow. . .Jack Dominick almost lost. . nothing new.
Samuel Wilson: Wheesh, thats the Hardcore Champion your talkin about, dere, foolz.
Candyman gets up and begins to stomp the hell out of Jack Dominick. He waits for Jack Dominick to get up, and then jumps and superkicks Jack Dominick hitting him in the jaw and he falls and hits the mat hard. Candyman laughes. He signals for his devasting finisher "The Final Touch".
Ryan: Well looks as if this match may be comming to an end very soon. As new commer Candyman signals for the final touch!
Samuel : Now Ryan, have yo eva been touched?
Ryan: What do you mean?
Samuel: In yo weiner?
Jackson: I'm pretty sure he is everynight, but has'nt came out yet.
Both men laugh as,Candyman grabs Dominick by his hair, and goes for The Final Touch , but Dominick reverses out of it.
Ryan O'Reilly: Close one for Dominick.
He throws Candyman against the ropes and hits the "Redemption" on him as the crowd pops. Candyman down and out, as Jack Dominick lies there. He slowly crawls over to Candyman for the cover. 1. . . .2 . . .
Ryan O'Reilly: THIS COULD BE IT!
Candyman kicks out.A surprised look comes across his face as the crowd is on their feet for the excitment.
Ryan O'Reilly: Look at Jack Dominick's face!
Samuel Wilson: The crowd is alive then at a Salt-N-Peppa concert!!Woo-Wee!
Both men slowly make it up to their feet. Dominick kicks Candyman in the gut and lifts him for a suplex, But Candy reverses and is behind him and hits "The Final Touch" on him. He hooks the leg. 1. . . .2 . . . .3!
As CandyMan raises his arms in the air in a sign of victory, Jason Jackson stands up from his commentator chair and stairs at CandyMan and Jack Dominick. Jason's eyes remain locked as he walks backstage.....
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:30:23 GMT -5
[---BACKSTAGE SEGMENT---]
[The camera cuts backstage to show ShadowGeist, accompanied by the menacing Triple C who now has a large black beard and Angelicka Nevermore. ShadowGeist stares into the camera. . .]
ShadowGeist: "Let me guess, you fans are expecting a match between MGR and Xavier Lee?"
[The fans cheer]
ShadowGeist: "Well, a funny thing happened about 30 minutes ago. You see some of my inside sources informed me that MGR and Xavier Lee were talking badly about me. Why they would do so is beyond me. But I could not let them go unpunished. So, I had no other choice but to fire them. Sadly, I had to ask my guards to escort them from the building."
[The crowd boos]
ShadowGeist: "Boo me if you like, it has yet to cause any harm to me. What I did is all part of a bigger picture. Next week, the main event WILL be Xavier Lee versus MGR with the Undisputed Title on the line, but they will be taking part in a very special match. If they refuse to participate i nthe match, than they shall remain out of the company. But if they take part, whether they win or lose, they will remain i nthe company for the timebeing.
That is all I have to say at this moment. If you have any complaints, please take them up with Mr. Triple C here."
[Triple C looks pissed, as normal as the camera fades out. . .]
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:37:42 GMT -5
***SPECIAL CLOSING ANNOUNCEMENT***
[Before Sunday Suicide fades completely out, a man in a suit and tie walks out and stops at the top of the rampway. He asks for the crowd to quiet down and then raises a microphone up to his lips and stares down at a sheet of paper.]
Man: "I was sent by the administrators to read a very special announcement. After a long hiatus, the Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame have finally become active again. And as a way to say thank you to some of the legends who have passed through this company, we are inducting three of them RIGHT NOW!"
[The crowd cheers]
Man: "These three superstars have all shown that they love what they do and have spent countless years sweating and bleeding in that ring. But before we announce those three superstars, I shall first announce our one entrant into the Hall of Shame."
Man: "The one man inducted into the Hall of Shame is. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .SHAWN DANDRIDGE!"
[The crowd boos at the mention of his name.]
Man: "I've made you all wait long enough. The first three wrestlers to be inducted into the Hall of Fame after it has become active are. . . .TAZ!"
[Crowd cheers]
Man: ". . .TRIPLE C!"
[Crowd cheers]
Man: ". . .and BILL YANKOWY!"
[The crowd cheers, for although some of them may not be fan favorites, respect is always present.]
Man: "Myself and all of the fans here and at home would like ot thank you three for showing EWA great talent, integrity, honor. Thank you."
[The man bows and Suicide fades to a commercial...]
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:37:57 GMT -5
There, NOW the results are done.
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:38:40 GMT -5
JB Fayte posted this earlier but I deleted it because the results weren't completed. (sorry about that) Bah Damn.. Jb needs to pull out a win soon. |
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Post by TheRedLight on Aug 15, 2004 20:44:01 GMT -5
good job candyman ;D honored to lose cause i tried.....
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Post by ShadowGeist on Aug 15, 2004 20:55:50 GMT -5
Okeedokee. The Main page, HOF, & HOS have been updated on the site.
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