Sunday Suicide Results - - - (9-26-04)

[ShadowGeist]

Cowbell Vs. Jones Vs. Blaze

The camera pans around the crowd as they can't wait for this one...then we
come to a shot of EWA's ring announcer, Patty Cake standing in the middle of
the ring, twirling her golden locks around her finger...

Patty: "The following Youngblood contest is scheduled for one fall..."

The lights go out and all around us its pitch black. Red hot fire comes
shooting out from the ramp. Blaze walks out with his long black overcoat
with black shades. blaze walks down the ramp. Slides almost immediately into
the ring. He then takes off his long black overcoat. He jumps onto the
turnbuckle and goes extreme. then when he jumps off the turnbuckle Red hot
fire blows off all four turnbuckles.

The crowd go nuts as the youngster Jones drives down to the Ring on a Harley
Davidson, with 'Come as you Are' by Nirvana blaring from the speakers. Black
pyros go off as she reaches the ring, she gets off the bike and enters via
the ropes.

"Fear The Reaper" By Blue Oyster Cult echoes over the P.A system as the
enigmatic Cowbell makes his way through the curtain. He walks out banging
his cowbell to roars from the crowd...he runs to the ring and slides
underneath the bottom rope, then bangs the cowbell some more. Jones and
Blaze immediately attack to a mixed reaction from the crowd. They both back
him into the ropes and chop him again and again and again. They both give
each other instructions, and send Cowbell off into the ropes with a double
irish whip. They both attempt a double clothesline, but Cowbell ducks
underneath their arms...he continues running, comes off the other side and
nails Blaze and Jones with a double clothesline of his own which sends Jones
outside the ring and Blaze flat on his back. Cowbell picks up Blaze and sets
him up, then nails him with a great backbreaker. He goes for a cover.
1...2...Jones comes into the ring and makes the save with a double axhandle
to the shoulderblades. Cowbell releases the cover and holds his back, then
Jones quickly jumps on Blaze and attempts the cover herself 1...2...Cowbell
pulls her off and pulls her to her feet...
He shoves her down to the mat which actually gets some boos...realising
this, Cowbell walks over to the corner and picks up his cowbell which gets
cheers again. He raises it in the air, ready to hit Jones, but Blaze rolls
him up from behind 1...2...Jones makes the save again...Jones kicks Blaze a couple of times but is then struck in the back of the head by Cowbells. .. uh. . .cowbell. The referee doesn’t see it. Cowbell lays on Jones and the count begins. . .1. . .2. . .3!

[ShadowGeist]

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

["Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine plays over the loudspeakers. Matt walks out onto the rampway hyper and runs down to the ring. He slides in and runs against the ropes a couple of times. He then crouches and waits for his opponent....

He waits for a few seconds and realizes that our buddy Mills isn't going to make a grand entrance. He grabs a mic.

Matt: "I knew this was going to happen. I mean, this guy can't even show his face at all this week. Why did I think he was going to come out now? Ref, end this match..."

[ the ref is about to raise Matt's hand .. but..

“Bloody Romance” By Senses Fail hits the PA system…fog appears on the entrance ramp as hundreds of black lights and strobe lights shine throughout…Mills walks out slowly and appears on the ramp…he looks around the arena and calmly walks down the ramp way…he gets to the ring and rolls inside the ring.

Mills goes right for Matt as the fans react. Mills gets in a few punches and whips Matt to the ropes, then knocking him out of the ring. The fans roar as Mills pumps his fist in the air.
Mills' eyes roll into the back of his head and he falls over on his back as Matt is slowly getting back in. He stands over Mills with a confused look and puts his arm over Mills to get the three count.. ]

WINNER: MATT HAWTHORNE

[ShadowGeist]

Bill Yankowy Vs. Lost Dreams

Synopsis: The match starts out strong and the crowd is loving it. Lost Dreams looks as if he is going to pick up the victory when Bill suddenly rolls him up and gets the win. While Lost argues with the referee, ShadowGeist appears on the titantron and tells Bill to “finish him”. Bill responds by grabbing Lost Dreams and slmashing his head into the turnbuckle repeatedly. Bill than powerbombs Lost Dreams over the top rope and onto the floor outside of the ring. Bill steps over Dreams body and heads to the back as paramedics rush to Lost Dreams’ rescue.

[ShadowGeist]

Flame Vs. Jason Jackson

The crowd are going crazy as the camera pans around the crowd....then it
goes to the ring and we see announcer Patty Cake...

Patty: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one
fall and it is a Number One Contendership Match for the North American
Championship."

Breaking the habit by linkin park hits the pa and Jason walks out from the
back and heads down the ramp while the music plays.He slides into the ring
and hops up to the back right turnbuckle.He stands onto the second
turnbuckle and holds himself up with his right hand on the top rope and he
raieses his left hand high where the other turnbuckles burst out purple
pyro.

All of a sudden, an explosion goes off in the arena, and Three 6 Mafia's
"Woof Woof" hits while a hurricane siren wails over the music, and Tha Flame
walks out with an extremely quick pace and a pissed look on his face. Tha
Flame gets to the ring and wastes no time as he stares a hole right through
Jackson.
The cocky, arrogant, bragadocious Flame begins to talk trash to the former
Hardcore champion. Jason looks down at the mat and smiles, then slaps the
taste out of Flame's mouth. Flame holds his cheek in a mixture of disbelief
and anger, then lunges for a right hand, Jason ducks and peppers the Flame
with some right hands of his own as the crowd's response is mixed, he irish
whips Flame into the ropes, Jason bends down for a backdrop, but Flame
backwards rolls over the back of Jackson and lands on his feet behind him,
Jackson turns around and gets a spinning heel kick to the face as the
crowd's response is mixed again. He immediately runs the ropes and hits
Jackson with a somersault leg drop to a round of applause. He goes for the
cover, but cockily puts a foot on the chest. 1....2....Jackson kicks out
aggressively.
Flame goes outside the ring and waits on the apron...Jason gets to his feet,
Flame springboards off the top rope, and nails Jackson with a hurracanrana.
Flame gets to his feet as the crowd are applauding, and the Flame takes a
bow, then flips them the middle finger.
The Flame picks up Jackson by his hair, then gives him a snapmare, Flame
runs the ropes and hits Jackson with a seated dropkick. He goes for a cover
1...2...Flame pulls up the shoulder and laughs.
He drags Jackson towards the ropes, and just piefaces him so he falls
outside the ring.
The Flame waits for Jackson to get up, Jackson gets to his feet, and the
Flame comes running, Flame cartwheels towards the ropes and then backwards
flips over the top and lands perfectly on Jackson.
The crowd go nuts with a 'HOLY SH*T' chant. The Flame looks around and then
shakes his head in disappointment at the crowd.
The Flame flicks off the cheering crowd, turning their support into boos. Hearing this, The Flame smirks and lays upon Jason’s body
1. . .2. . .3!

[ShadowGeist]

TRIPLE TERROR
TAG MATCH

Ryan: Welcome back to Suicide and coming up next is the main event and it’s going to be crazy.

Samuel: We’ve seen a lot of crazy matches before in EWA history, but this just might top it all.

Pattie: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Triple Terror Ladder Tag Match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 210 lbs. He is a member of The Prophecy, here is Joe Van Dam. (Crowd cheers as “Paradise City” by Guns N’ Roses plays him into the ring.) And his partner. From New York, New York, weighing in at 229 lbs. Here is the Shadow Corp. champion, Xavier Lee. (Crowd boos as “Raining Blood” by Slayer plays him into the ring.)

And there opponents. First, from Reno, Nevada, weighing in at 234 lbs. Here is “Nice Guys” Josh Burks. (Crowd cheers as “We Will Rock You” by Queen plays him into the ring.) And his partner, from Red Hook, Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 248 lbs. Here is Taz. (Crowd cheers as “Survive (if I let you)” by Harry Slash and the Slashtones plays him into the ring.)

And the final team. First, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 230 lbs. Here is JB Fayte. (Crowd boos as “Don’t Believe” by Letter Kills plays him into the ring.) And his partner, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 155 lbs. Here is McKenzie. (Crowd cheers as “Kryptonite” by Three Doors Down plays him into the ring.)

Samuel: Take a look at these guys, this is gonna be crazy.

(The bell rings as all six men start fighting with each other. Taz goes after Joe Van Dam as both men fight in the corner. As Xavier Lee tries to help Joe, he gets cut off by McKenzie as he starts beating up the champ as the crowd cheers. Fayte and Burks fight as both men go over the top rope to the arena floor. As both men are fighting, Van Dam kicks Taz off of him, jumps onto the top rope and hits a crossbody block onto both Fayte and Burks. Taz comes up from behind and hits a clothesline on McKenzie. Then Lee comes up from behind and hits a low blow on Taz.)

Ryan: Oh come on, why did he get away with that?

Samuel: Because he’s the champ that’s why.

(Lee goes to the outside as he goes for a ladder. As he picks it up and takes it to the ring, Fayte dropkicks Lee onto the floor with the ladder on him. Suddenly, Burk superkicks Fayte as he is knocked out. He then climbs the second rope and hits an elbow drop onto Lee.)

Samuel: This is going to get violent now.

(As Fayte talks to Lee, Joe Van Dam hits a spinning heel kick onto Fayte. But as soon as he turns around, McKenzie hits a plancha onto Van Dam as the crowd cheers. Taz then rolls to the outside and picks up Lee and the ladder as he brings it into the ring. Taz then picks up Lee as he holds him from behind and hits the German Tazplex onto the ladder.)

Ryan: This is just getting out of control.

(JB Fayte then comes up from behind, turns Taz around and hits the Fayte-n-izer as the crowd cheers. But he is turned around by Joe Van Dam and is hit with the Iconslam putting Fayte to the floor. Burks tries to come up from behind and attack Van Dam but is hit with a Van-Daminating Superkick. He then goes and sets the ladder up in the ring as he starts to climb it up. As he’s about to turn around, McKenzie climbs the ladder and starts punching away at Joe. Both men start fighting on the ladder as the crowd starts cheering. Joe Van Dam kicks McKenzie in the head as he grabs him and is about to give him a superplex. But Taz from behind grabs Joe and gives him the T-bone Tazplex as Joe hits the superplex on McKenzie as the crowd starts chanting holy sh#t.)

Samuel: Ryan, what the hell just happened?

Ryan: That is incredible. I’ve never seen anything like that in my life. All three men might be dead.

(The crowd starts cheering as Xavier Lee and Burks get into the ring. Burks hits a suplex on Lee as he sets the ladder up in the corner. Burks sends Lee to the corner but is reversed as Burks is sent back first into the ladder. As Burks is tired, Lee picks up Burks and gives him a spinebuster. Suddenly, Fayte rolls Lee up as he goes for the cover.)

1…2…3!

Ryan: He was close, god what a match.

(Fayte runs and hits Lee with a running DDT as both men lay out. As all six men are out in the ring, Taz gets up, picks up Lee and puts the Tazmission on Lee.)

Samuel: This is gonna be the end right here, how is Lee gonna get out, he’s out cold.

(As the referee checks if Lee is in it, Van Dam climbs the top rope and hits a moonsault onto both Taz and his partner. He then picks up Taz and hits the Super Iconslam as he goes for the cover.)

1…2…3!

Pattie: Here are your winners, Shadow Corporation. (Crowd boos.)

Samuel: Oh my god Ryan, it’s a car wreck.

Ryan: This is without a doubt, one of the greatest matches in EWA and Suicide history. I don’t think we’ll ever see this match ever again. But these six men put there bodies on the line, but the question still remains, who is the main faction in the EWA!?

(Just as Ryan says that, Matt Hawthorne runs in from one side of the crowd and Hexster rushes in from the other. Matt takes down JVD with a huge clothesline and Hexster thrusts his elbow into Xavier’s chin. Hexster and Matt stare at eachother for a few seconds before tending to their fallen comrades.)

Ryan: Although they may not be in the same faction, they seem to be putting Shadow Corp. as their number one target.

(EWA fades out. . .)